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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding - with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.
Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!
After the brothel burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "The Power Of Prayer".
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means".
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit".
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding - with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.
Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!
After the brothel burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "The Power Of Prayer".
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means".
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit".
It's not for sale. They are going to do something with it.
What Is an Act of God?
An act of God describes an event outside of human control or activity, such as a natural disaster like a flood or an earthquake.In business, the phrase “act of God” is not associated with any particular religion or belief system. Contractual language referring to acts of God are known as force majeureclauses, which are often used by insurance companies. These clauses typically limit or remove liability for injuries, damages, and losses caused by acts of God.
In business, the phrase “act of God” is not associated with any particular religion or belief system. Contractual language referring to acts of God are known as force majeureclauses, which are often used by insurance companies. These clauses typically limit or remove liability for injuries, damages, and losses caused by acts of God.
So just get back to sucking it up, and rebuild.
This is not true. Acts of God, natural occurring events or damage caused by animals are covered by almost every insurance contract, auto, home or commercial. Some examples are excluded by homeowners policies like rising ground water or flood water, however that coverage is available through other means. If so called Acts of God were not covered there would be no coverage for hurricanes, tornados, hail, wind, lightning, or when @armorpl8chikn 's pigs attack your car in an amorous and indecent way.
Now penance must be paid to @Dirty D for such unmotivational talk in the MPT. Sorry @Dirty D I know a couple of these are a little malnourished for your taste.
Umm, no. Some of those are buybacks. Floods from hurricanes are an example. For wind and hail there is a higher deductible in some areas. For the pidgins, total act of God.This is not true. Acts of God, natural occurring events or damage caused by animals are covered by almost every insurance contract, auto, home or commercial. Some examples are excluded by homeowners policies like rising ground water or flood water, however that coverage is available through other means. If so called Acts of God were not covered there would be no coverage for hurricanes, tornados, hail, wind, lightning, or when @armorpl8chikn 's pigs attack your car in an amorous and indecent way.
Now penance must be paid to @Dirty D for such unmotivational talk in the MPT. Sorry @Dirty D I know a couple of these are a little malnourished for your taste.
You killed my wiener, asshole.This is not true. Acts of God, natural occurring events or damage caused by animals are covered by almost every insurance contract, auto, home or commercial. Some examples are excluded by homeowners policies like rising ground water or flood water, however that coverage is available through other means. If so called Acts of God were not covered there would be no coverage for hurricanes, tornados, hail, wind, lightning, or when @armorpl8chikn 's pigs attack your car in an amorous and indecent way.
Now penance must be paid to @Dirty D for such unmotivational talk in the MPT. Sorry @Dirty D I know a couple of these are a little malnourished for your taste.
Your boyfriend thanked me.
Edit: Wait you used wiener and asshole in the same sentence. Was that a Freudian slip?
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I have worked insurance claims in every state of this country and have never seen a higher deductible for wind or hail. Floods caused by hurricanes or any storm are rising ground water and excluded by a standard H04 policy but they are covered by the flood insurance sold by FEMA.
If you continue this bullshit the penance to @Dirty D will be unbearable.
I’ll take the punishment. Maybe if you have flood insurance, which is another policy altogether. But in Texas such a thing exists. It’s usually 1% for regular incidents and 2% for wind or hail.I have worked insurance claims in every state of this country and have never seen a higher deductible for wind or hail. Floods caused by hurricanes or any storm are rising ground water and excluded by a standard H04 policy but they are covered by the flood insurance sold by FEMA.
If you continue this bullshit the penance to @Dirty D will be unbearable.
Speaking of hail, that last pic you posted must have been in Katrina. The first one I’ll gladly give to D, there are no abs in that pic. Actually I think she ate one of my last m-80’s and it went off.
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Those pics are fucking horrid 168. Why would anyone have those, and why would they share them. 
That shit is evil. look how it already caused his hair to fall out.
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This is the Christmas season. It's supposed to be a season of sharing and giving.Those pics are fucking horrid 168. Why would anyone have those, and why would they share them.
That being said imma repost this.
Bomb squad called to A&E after man gets 6.5 inch WW2 shell stuck up his bum
If you think you’re having a bad week, spare a thought for the poor soul who prompted a response from the bomb squad after getting an artillery shell stuck up his bottom.The anonymous patient, who reportedly collected military memorabilia, “slipped and fell” on a projectile from World War...
www.indy100.com I hope that's length and not width.Bomb squad called to A&E after man gets 6.5 inch WW2 shell stuck up his bum
If you think you’re having a bad week, spare a thought for the poor soul who prompted a response from the bomb squad after getting an artillery shell stuck up his bottom.The anonymous patient, who reportedly collected military memorabilia, “slipped and fell” on a projectile from World War...
They rule of 7 P’s usually holds true. It sucks when you F something up and your son quotes it back AT you because he has heard it so much.
Article claims million to one shot:Bomb squad called to A&E after man gets 6.5 inch WW2 shell stuck up his bum
If you think you’re having a bad week, spare a thought for the poor soul who prompted a response from the bomb squad after getting an artillery shell stuck up his bottom.The anonymous patient, who reportedly collected military memorabilia, “slipped and fell” on a projectile from World War...
@Dirty D ..... enlighten the man.Those pics are fucking horrid 168. Why would anyone have those, and why would they share them.
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Ive taken my share of anti nausea meds after viewing his post over the years.
