Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Be great to keep in your car for self defense. Just imagine mid road rage incident, guy jumps out of his car holding that. You’re not getting out of your car, you’re flooring it!

And if you put a seat belt on it you can drive in the HOV lane.
 
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Too bad he got off so easy. :(

Is that how it works now? Try to rob someone and if it doesn't go well you just say it was a prank?

Like the long time catch all excuse "I didn't know". Had some college kids take the American flag that hung outside the window of our shop. They quickly found themselves set upon by a half dozen angry old men. Their answer was "Sorry, we didn't know." Didn't know what? You shouldn't steal? Or didn't know people were watching. Man I wish I had $10 for every time some stupid kid has told me "Oh, I didn't know" the last 10-15 years.

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Wait till he finds the business end of a clinch-pick and someone who knows how to use it.

Exigent exploratory abdominal surgery at the ATM is a motherfucker and only takes about 3-5 seconds.
I can't believe how passive the guy that got grabbed was. He must have been part of the prank. The guy in the red shirt that broke his nose was not amused at all. If that happened to me and we were on the ground like that, parts of the other guy are going to get ruined permanently, starting with his eyes.