Sometimes when I watch a TV show or a movie and they cast someone who is playing a character that is supposed to be drop dead gorgeous to die for and they’re not, it kind of ruins it. Like in Top Gun when Tom Cruise falls in love with his Mother. When I look at this picture whatever message they are trying to deliver is immediately lost on me (yes I realize this is a prejudice of sorts) because instead of hearing the message or even caring what the message is all I’m thinking is:
“Is that person in front a guy or a girl?” “Okay it’s a guy” “wait, are those breasts?” “Okay, it’s a girl” “It could be a guy with breasts?” “I have no fu&*ing idea”
“Where are her shoes?” “Why isn’t she wearing shoes?” “Did she lose her shoes?” “Did someone take her shoes?” “Did she forget to wear shoes?” “Why is a pair of shoes 2, when a pair of pant is only 1?”
“And what’s up with those pants?” “Laundry issues?” “Is there a setting on the washer that says, destroy? There’s a setting on my toaster that burns toast” “She/he should give his/her shoes to the girl with no shoes and then that will make a complete outfit”
“Ten bucks says not a single one could tell you who represents them in Congress, the names of their Senators, what document the 2nd Amendment belongs to, what the “AR” stands for in “AR-15”, what an “Assault Weapon” is (trick question, no such thing exists) or how many magazines you can fit in a clip (another trick question, everyone knows the answer is 10)”
“Do any good looking people go to that school?” “Don’t you think the first thing that would come out of the mouth from the guy at the top left would be, duuuuuh” “Maybe they’re street smart not book smart which is the same thing as saying I’m not real smart I’m imaginary smart” “Wait, what were we talking about?” “Oh yeah, that guy on the top right looks like a young Joseph Goebbels”
“Why are some people wearing sweaters and others T-shirts?” “This show stinks, what else is on?” “Well at least these March for Life kids are finally standing up to the abortionists” “I thought only Black Lives mattered?” “Boy I could really go for some toast…”
Message delivered; toast is yummy!