Old story up here about a poacher named Perley Leach.Cut the fuse in half and chuck the goodie in the drink.
Fishing and fuse time fixed
He was dynamiting fish on Maidstone lake early one morning when the warden shows up in his boat. “Now Perley,” says the warden, “you know you arent allowed to fish with dynamite. I’m gonna have to take you in.”
Perley picks up a stick of dynamite and lights the fuse... then tosses it into the wardens boat.
Says “Boi Jesus warden, you gonna sit there an jaw all day? Or are you gonna fish?”
Cheers, Sirhr