Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Challenge accepted.
Either gonna have ripped thighs, or cut a portion off a stadium seating pad to eliminate the incline
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Good Dog.......
I’m waiting for the first lawsuit or workman’s comp claim from someone who is injured sliding off that thing.
This is exactly why these dumb ass kids shouldn't be allowed to vote! That has got to be the dumbest damn thing I have ever seen!
looks like the descent into the Rio Grande Gorge just south of Taos
Paint ball/pepper ball gun.
You are damned for eternity. I'm sitting here at the computer at 2:23am EST, to just check my emails before I go to bed. Then I come up on this. I've laughed until snot was coming out of my nose and I can't laugh any longer. I'll probably not be able to go to sleep for the next 3-4 hours because of you!
But thank you very much. I haven't laughed this hard for some time. I'll probably go to hell for laughing at a kid getting sucker punched, but the kid's reaction is priceless. He wants to take the punch, but then his brain said, no, nope, nadda.
Okay, I've gotta close this page or I'm going to be laughing until the sun comes up.
Thanks again!!!
A biker stopped by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. The shop couldn't repair it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, he now had a problem, how to carry all of his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.
In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take the short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
However, he now had a problem, how to carry all of his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.
In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take the short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
Alas.... this is probably what some of the new militias will look like!
Cheers,
Sirhr
