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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

The woman and I went for a ride on the motorcycle down to Hot Springs NC today. The place is usually booming with hikers from the Appalachian Trail, motorcycles touring the mtn roads and tourists. It was a ghost town today but we found a place that was open for takeout. So I grabbed a beer from the cooler and I noticed this in there.
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And Yes it is the shortest can in the cooler.
 
I bought the cheap scratchy toilet paper the other day, because that’s what there was, and my wife said, “But you don’t have to wipe a vagina!”

My operating system froze up due to an overload of potential responses.....
"Babe, just give me the word, and you can use my face as your toilet paper for that thing."
 
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The woman and I went for a ride on the motorcycle down to Hot Springs NC today. The place is usually booming with hikers from the Appalachian Trail, motorcycles touring the mtn roads and tourists. It was a ghost town today but we found a place that was open for takeout. So I grabbed a beer from the cooler and I noticed this in there.
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And Yes it is the shortest can in the cooler.
It's just White Claw in a camo can!

Sirhr
 
Must be a German Shepherd thing. Mine enjoys picking on cats, and gives no fucks about it. I can narrate mine, this one is probably saying "you shouldn't have been so close to me, dumbass".
Yeah ok.
My cat gives as many fucks as i do. German shepherd or not, fuck with him and bleed. I see all the dogs in the neighborhood run from him.
 
Isn’t plastic surgery for making you look better? What did she look like before?
It would be good to see that, PROBABLY a better natural beauty, posted it because spoke a certain thing, plastic IS a part of that thing. Pics chosen for a bunch/variety of reasons, I totally see your point, she’s not for everybody, but for a few that one works. Another one in that “run” of pics got a sad, she was older/diff than usual and muscle cut with moves involved...works for this guy all day that one would. But I agree with you partly. ?