Not-so-flightless Kiwi Stalker Flies Into a Back-door Bullet in Goochland

[Veer_G]

I guess you never know just what Internet denizens are capable of, do you?

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/ameri...er-met-online-as-he-tried-to-enter-their-home

 

[1J04]

Took one to the neck. Shame. Damn near one n done.

 

[Maggot]

NOt far from me. A Virginia girl takes care of business, but she needs some target practice.

 

[Veer_G]

I just wanna know why the Backwards Coriolis Brigade™ didn't stop him while he was in the Oz before he attempted to besmirch the honor of a Confederate flower. C'mon, guys, get with it.

 

[1J04]

I just wanna know why the Backwards Coriolis Brigade™ didn't stop him while he was in the Oz before he attempted to besmirch the honor of a Confederate flower. C'mon, guys, get with it.

Sir, reason for travael? Business or Pleasure?

"Both"

 

[2ndamendfan]

Damn, about 22 hrs of flight time. That is determination.
I guess he was unaware of the 2nd Amendment.

 

[Maggot]

Damn, about 22 hrs of flight time. That is determination.
I guess he was unaware of the 2nd Amendment.

Well now he'll get to see some of America...the inside of a prison cell.

 

[EddieNFL]

I thought this was about spit shining boots.

 

[Veer_G]

I thought this was about spit shining boots.

Velcro ones? You can't ...

 

[EddieNFL]

Velcro ones? You can't ...

I could spit shine your headgear, slick.

 

[Veer_G]

I could spit shine your headgear, slick.

You could try.

 

[EddieNFL]

You could try.

Can of Kiwi, cottonballs (hope that's not racist) a little alcohol and a BIC lighter.

 

[Redmanss]

I had a turd in one of my platoons we kicked out for being a fat body. He was always weird and reclusive, lost his wife to cancer, ate himself through grief, and spent a ton of time on the computer in his barracks room. What we didn't know was he was a pedo with a past who was grooming a 12 y/o girl in the UK, he had even been accused before he joined but it went nowhere so there was nothing alerting us about it. After we kicked him out he flew over there, got her to leave her home, took her to mainland Europe through France and into Germany. Continental "Amber Alert" went out for them, he gave himself up five days later. He did time in the UK, then was extradited back to the US to face more charges and prison time, he's still behind bars and not getting out anytime soon, double jeopardy doesn't apply when you were first convicted in a foreign court and child molestation doesn't have border jurisdiction for American law. I hope they brutalize that chomo on the daily in prison. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toby_Studebaker

My only happy thought with it is I made him hate life every day while I was his Platoon Sergeant, but I wish I would have let the boys throw his ass off the boat like they joked about once. We hated that fat lazy fuck, and he knew it, but maybe one of us should have been friendlier with him and we could have nipped this shit before he was able to damage another young life.

 

[Veer_G]

Can of Kiwi, cottonballs (hope that's not racist) a little alcohol and a BIC lighter.

Don't forget prayer.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I could spit shine your headgear, slick.

Huh ?.........I've never seen them with Velcro on 'em.

Oh, and "Goochland" ?.........I'd move one town over.

 

[EddieNFL]

Huh ?.........I've never seen them with Velcro on 'em.

Velcro headgear is all the rage with young and upwardly mobile Shiks.

 

[Veer_G]

Velcro headgear is all the rage with young and upwardly mobile Shiks.

Rather true, actually, and it's a real skate on their part.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Oh, and "Goochland" ?.........I'd move one town over.

My friend... you totally beat me to it....

Goochland? Really?

Really? I mean... REALLY?

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Can of Kiwi, cottonballs (hope that's not racist) a little alcohol and a BIC lighter.

You forgot a nylon stocking... if you put the cottonball inside a nylon... your spit shine is even more epic. Don't forget the water in the lid of the Kiwi can.

I had a pair of boots that could do an upskirt photo... but then again, I was in marketing. What do I know.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Veer_G]

My friend... you totally beat me to it....

Goochland? Really?

Really? I mean... REALLY?

Cheers,

Sirhr

Hoochland?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goochland,_Virginia

^^^ Lawdy... lawdy...

 

[timesublime]

Rather true, actually, and it's a real skate on their part.

I have a turban question for you Veer. Do you use different thread count cotton fabric during the summer vs the winter?

 

[Veer_G]

I have a turban question for you Veer. Do you use different thread count cotton fabric during the summer vs the winter?

I buy turban material from Guri. His material listing of fabrics, light to heavy, is sort of an answer to your question.

https://gosikh.com/what-are-the-types-of-turban-material/

I tend to wear lighter material in the summer, but the trade-off is that lighter material is less resilient to wearing and washing, and sweat-stains with greater ease. Going without a full turban, and wearing a house turban while out also cuts down on the baked-head factor.

Turban types: https://www.sikhsangat.com/index.php?/topic/57809-difference-between-keski-dumalla-and-dastar/

I wear a "military-style" turban, but rather than putting it on "loose" and folding as I go, we pre-roll them after washing and drying by a series of lengthwise sequential folds until it's about as wide as four fingers. From there, it's roll on, roll off.

Here's a kid putting on a "loose" "military-style" turban:

 

[timesublime]

I tend to wear lighter material in the summer, but the trade-off is that lighter material is less resilient to wearing and washing, and sweat-stains with greater ease. Going without a full turban, and wearing a house turban while out also cuts down on the baked-head factor.

I had not considered the durability factor, but I can only imagine the baked-head factor during an East Coast summer.

 

[Veer_G]

I had not considered the durability factor, but I can only imagine the baked-head factor during an East Coast summer.

Lighter colors help, as well. A lot of available colors are less than flattering for me. John Lequizamo had something to say about a similar phenomenon:

Leguizamo imaginatively ties these six together into one dysfunctional nuclear family. Not that ``Spic-O-Rama,`` a work-in-progress, is the intricately developed, self-reverberating and full-blown play it seeks to be. Yet, already, there`s an impressive continuity in subject matter and visual style, along with some very funny insights into Latino think, according to Leguizamo. His self-put-down, of a young man determined to be the new Olivier, is priceless (``I`m not white or black, but the color of urine``). His tawdry, kittenish mother, Gladys, is a mesmerizing ethnic drag turn.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1992-01-17/news/9201050469_1_spic-o-rama-latin-families-felix

 

[packratt]

Goochland County is named for a former Colonial governor of VA.

Posted about this last night.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Goochland County is named for a former Colonial governor of VA.

Posted about this last night.

Little did the unfortunate Governor know that his namesake would be situated squarely between Anusville and Scrotumtown.......

 

[Veer_G]

Little did the unfortunate Governor know that his namesake would be situated squarely between Anusville and Scrotumtown.......

Sounds like they should recharter with the state as "Perineumville."

 

[Threadcutter308]

Sounds like they should recharter with the state as "Perineumville."

Hmmm........thought I caught you in a spelling faux pas.......I was wrong, but no criticism lobbied. Allow me to provide an offering of contrition;

https://www.wikihow.com/Do-Perineal-Massage

Remember to cut your fingernails ahead of time.......

 

[Bender]

Taintville?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Taintville?

Yep, "Taint" is right next door........

 

[Bender]

There once was a Kiwi who came to town

He was only looking for smooches in Goochland,

But Mom pulled a gat and he only went down.....

 

[Veer_G]

There once was a Kiwi who came to town

He was only looking for smooches in Goochland,

But Mom pulled a gat and he only went down.....

This is why I don't wrench.

 

[diverdon]

We hated that fat lazy fuck, and he knew it, but maybe one of us should have been friendlier with him and we could have nipped this shit before he was able to damage another young life.

It's hard to do that without loosing part of yourself.

 

[Maggot]

It's hard to do that without loosing part of yourself.

Is it?

If I knew for certain someone was molesting children, or dealing in human trafficking/slavery, Id have no qualms and never regret it a second...

Yes, at one time there may have been a shred of humanity in there, but if youve ever looked into the eyes of a psychopath you know that whatever was there is long gone. Its kind of like the 1000 yd. stare on steroids. Theres nothing left but sickness and evil and its best ended quickly and cleanly.


Clockwise, from top left: Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Karla Homolka, Paul Bernardo and Aileen Wuornos

 

[Bender]

This is why I don't wrench.

Please extrapolate...... I’m slow

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Well now he'll get to see some of America...the inside of a prison cell.

Let's hope not. We should send that prick home to Kiwistan and let them pay for his three hots and a cot.

 

[Redmanss]

It's hard to do that without loosing part of yourself.

I'm not talking about delving into his cesspool, I'm just talking about finding out he was hitting up a preteen on the internet through casual conversation. Like I said, he was weird and kept to himself, as well as when you're a fat turd in an infantry platoon pretty much gets you ostracized too. It blew our mind he was into that type of scumbaggery.