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Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
She frightens me!
She frightens me!
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
I can only imagine what other stolen goods might be found during a cavity search.
I can only imagine what other stolen goods might be found during a cavity search.
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
Ya, "She sure stole some shit!"
Ya, "She sure stole some shit!"
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That's nuts, I had to speed read through the article to find out where this was because I was thinking it was down the street from me. I too have a ghetto Piggly Wiggly near by. I can't buy steaks there because the locals steal any decent cut of meat as fast as the butcher can put it out. A friend of mine who is a sheriff said they caught a woman there recently who tried to smuggle a big ass roast out... between her legs
That's nuts, I had to speed read through the article to find out where this was because I was thinking it was down the street from me. I too have a ghetto Piggly Wiggly near by. I can't buy steaks there because the locals steal any decent cut of meat as fast as the butcher can put it out. A friend of mine who is a sheriff said they caught a woman there recently who tried to smuggle a big ass roast out... between her legs
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
"she was charged with a variety of crimes, including aggravated assault, theft, simple battery, and disorderly conduct"
So what, 10 hours of community service sound about right?
"she was charged with a variety of crimes, including aggravated assault, theft, simple battery, and disorderly conduct"
So what, 10 hours of community service sound about right?
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
My great grandmother was a moonshiner in North Alabama and she used to sneak two fifths of shine into town.... under her breasts.
My great grandmother was a moonshiner in North Alabama and she used to sneak two fifths of shine into town.... under her breasts.
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
My great grandmother was a moonshiner in North Alabama and she used to sneak two fifths of shine into town.... under her breasts.
My great grandmother was a moonshiner in North Alabama and she used to sneak two fifths of shine into town.... under her breasts.
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
My great grandmother was a moonshiner in North Alabama and she used to sneak two fifths of shine into town.... under her breasts.
My great grandmother was a moonshiner in North Alabama and she used to sneak two fifths of shine into town.... under her breasts.
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
Stutter much?
Stutter much?
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
This is where retired boxers could have a job. Let said retired boxer, hit said dirtbags twice in the face. No jail time, or community service. I'm thinking missing teeth, and broken facial bones would be a better punishment.
This is where retired boxers could have a job. Let said retired boxer, hit said dirtbags twice in the face. No jail time, or community service. I'm thinking missing teeth, and broken facial bones would be a better punishment.
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
Too bad that guy in Miami didn't chew this tub of shit up.
Too bad that guy in Miami didn't chew this tub of shit up.
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
I dont think he would have gone for the face on her.
maybe her hams....
I dont think he would have gone for the face on her.
maybe her hams....
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: IronMaidenFan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can only imagine what other stolen goods might be found during a cavity search. </div></div>
Three rotisserie chickens and a diet coke! WTF
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: IronMaidenFan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can only imagine what other stolen goods might be found during a cavity search.
Three rotisserie chickens and a diet coke! WTF
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
Gotta love the mug shot!!
I'm ready for my close-up, officer. Now, whatcha got to eat?
Quick, someone call Shankster!! This is right up his alley!
Gotta love the mug shot!!
I'm ready for my close-up, officer. Now, whatcha got to eat?
Quick, someone call Shankster!! This is right up his alley!
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mjbmxz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is where retired boxers could have a job. Let said retired boxer, hit said dirtbags twice in the face. No jail time, or community service. I'm thinking missing teeth, and broken facial bones would be a better punishment. </div></div>
There was a time when I would agree with you, but not in the modern era, then you and I have to pay for her medical and dental work...plus still come up with enough to cut her a welfare check.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mjbmxz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is where retired boxers could have a job. Let said retired boxer, hit said dirtbags twice in the face. No jail time, or community service. I'm thinking missing teeth, and broken facial bones would be a better punishment. </div></div>
There was a time when I would agree with you, but not in the modern era, then you and I have to pay for her medical and dental work...plus still come up with enough to cut her a welfare check.
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dirty Rod</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm not sure I believe that report. How does a 340lbs woman bolt? </div></div>
With a BIG FUKKIN wrench!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dirty Rod</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm not sure I believe that report. How does a 340lbs woman bolt? </div></div>
With a BIG FUKKIN wrench!
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