Police called to Home Depot in PA because of dead trees/exorcism

[Frank Green]

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Can't make it up! Non gun owners wonder why we want our concealed carry permits! All due to the nut cases out there!

 

[Sean the Nailer]

The more time goes on, the more I lose faith in humanity. This is beyond pathetic.

 

[Ravenworks]

I read this yesterday and thought it was satire.
Wow if you would have asked me if this could happen I'd laughed at you

 

[candyx]

Did they do the thing with the Stanley Handsaw like they did in the Exorcist screaming out "Let the Lumberjack Fuck You"......

 

[TurboTrout]

Dead trees in the lumber department? As in lumber is the dead trees or??

 

[10ring'r]

Too bad, God didn't allow one of the stacks of the "dead trees" to topple over. Clowns are really coming out of the wood work nowadays. Oops, I see what I did there. Mac

 

[Keel Haul]

These are also the same types who went into the meat department of some store and put flowers on all the steaks like they were laying flowers at a grave of a loved one.

If you think I’m kidding-

 

[BLKWLFK9]

These are also the same types who went into the meat department of some store and put flowers on all the steaks like they were laying flowers at a grave of a loved one.

If you think I’m kidding-

That fat bitch be lyin! She aint a veagan!!! That bitch lives off hot dogs and sweats bacon grease!!

 

[acudaowner]

tried to have a tree exorcism once then we used chain saws and down went the evil tree spirit the ensuing bon fire and partaking of beer was also fun .

 

[The D]

This is one of the most unintentionally funny things I’ve heard in a while. I know these “people” are serious but I think this is hilarious. I’m not sure if I would be annoyed or laughing if this happened in front of me though

 

[The D]

That fat bitch be lyin! She aint a veagan!!! That bitch lives off hot dogs and sweats bacon grease!!

You can easily get fat being plant based. Remember, chocolate chip cookies and pasta are technically plant based

 

[armorpl8chikn]

That fat bitch be lyin! She aint a veagan!!! That bitch lives off hot dogs and sweats bacon grease!!

Actually....
You know how to fatten a cow?
Feed them grain.
Meat eaters aren't fat.

 

[BLEE]

Just a bunch of attention whore freaks. Make them leave and cite for DTP.

 

[Flyingbullseye]

I'd say we need a plague to thin the herd but we have one and its an epic fail.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Circling the drain

 

[Thorny]

Cite them for littering. Check the flowers for Herbicides and Insecticides.

 

[BLKWLFK9]

I know u can get fat on a vegan diet. I went for the easy joke. I actually did the carnivore diet for a while and lost 15lbs. Vegan is all the bullshit u can eat.

 

[Animal357]

Normal person to a vegetarian: my dinner just shit on your dinner

 

[Keel Haul]

I'd say we need a plague to thin the herd but we have one and its an epic fail.

I know, what a let down. Not a single zombie or anything.

 

[softcock]

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