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Pus bites puss

Anyone who knows how to prepare an octopus for cooking, knows that they have to beat it against a rock until it gets all 'soapy' and slimy. This tenderizes the meat tissue inside. (Supermarkets use a clean cement mixer to tumble the octopi until they are ready for sale.)

That's all I'm saying on the topic.
 
If an eel bites your thigh....
Cause you're just swimming by....
That's a Mor-ay....

Sung to the tune of some ghey-assed Dean Martin song....

When you get into the ocean above your knee... guess what people... you are at the BOTTOM of the food chain. Everything in there is going to kill or eat you.

Playing with cephalopods... is retarded. I think I mis-spelled that.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
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Can you send a redhead, 20-something, c-cup, about 5'4 to administer it? Because I'll be in your debt bigtime...

Sirhr
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Otay ? :eek:
 
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