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Maggie’s Royal wedding

Foul Mike

Foul Mike

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I see all over the news about the upcoming Royal wedding and wonder if anyone on here could give a bueno fuck? Maybe Barney or Sean? but I doubt that.
If she or he were into shooting I might give a shit but I don't think that is happening.
I would take a hit for the Royal family and give Megan a test drive, all night long, to make sure Harry doesn't get bucked out of the saddle but I feel certain he has already ridden that saddle quite a few miles already.
Maybe a team effort is in order?
I'm first, who else wants to take a number?
 
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I'll get back to you after I ask my wife, on second thought never mind. I'm not sure I want her to think it might be ok to offer the prince a test drive.
 
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WTF. I can not believe someone started a thread about it.
Why anyone outside of GB gives 2 fucking shits about the activities there is dumbfounding to me.
I dont wish anyone involved any ill will but it will take a terrorist attack to get my attention.
 
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I could give less than a fuck about those two twats. Maybe if it was 1756 I might give it a seconds thought, but even that is doubtful.
 
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0 Fucks given. I suppose if your gay or a starry eyed romantic, non sexed women it would be something to get into. But I believe, that most men think it's a crock of shit. I know that if any of my friends would even mention the royal wedding, we would have an intervention and most likely revoke his Man card for life! :)
Mike
 
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Wasnt this the prince who joined the mil and deployed to Afghanistan and actually did stuff until some douchebag reporter reported on where he was so they pulled him out?

Thats all I know about any of those people.

Dont really care about the rest. I knew when I saw FM was the OP, there was going to be some self sacrifice to make sure everyone stayed safe.....?.
 
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Weddings are a chick thing . Nearest thing you have in the US to Royalty , is celebrity . Given the
choice between the two , well tally ho old boy .... No wonder most of your celebrities drive Rollers ,
Bentley’s or Range Rovers :) . And yep , plenty of members of the Royal Family are ex Mil and have
deployed , at least until the media got involved .
 
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My wife actually asked me, "Do you know about the wedding?". I was kind of shocked. I said, "No. Who is getting married?", wondering how I could have spaced off a whole wedding! Then she said, "In England".... "Oh, the royals"... At that point my spedo hit 88 Mph and the fucks capacitor was fully charged and deployed.

See Emoluments Clause, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8
No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

The whole thing would be totally illegal here. It's practically fucking treason to care about a British Royal wedding.
 
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Slow news week. Royal wedding taking precedence over Russia.
 
I still want to take one for the team and give her a test drive, only to keep old Harry safe. OSHA and all of that bloody shit , don't you know?
After the all night long test drive to ensure Harry's safety, and letting her know how it is with a rough assed commoner, I am sure she would want me at the Royal reception.
I would show up in my "Dress coveralls" with the clip on tie hanging from my right collar point, them fuckers you tie around your neck just don't work all that well with coveralls.
I would worry that I might be a bit of rough around the edges in my Dress costume and may piss a few off when I holler out,"Where the fuck is the crust on the bread on these sammiches?" or some such shit and ask them about the little weinies in BBQ sauce, but the bride would at least be happy.
Such as it goes for the Foul One
Megan would remember, The older the Ram, the Harder the horn.
 
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Foul Mike said:
I still want to take one for the team and give her a test drive, only to keep old Harry safe. OSHA and all of that bloody shit , don't you know?
After the 4 minute 30 second test drive and the ensuing nap that follows, to ensure Harry's safety, and letting her know how it is with a rough assed commoner, I am sure she would want me at the Royal reception.
I would show up in my "Dress coveralls" with the clip on tie hanging from my right collar point, them fuckers you tie around your neck just don't work all that well with coveralls.
I would worry that I might be a bit of rough around the edges in my Dress costume and may piss a few off when I holler out,"Where the fuck is the crust on the bread on these sammiches?" or some such shit and ask them about the little weinies in BBQ sauce, but the bride would at least be happy.
Such as it goes for the Foul One
Megan would remember, The older the Ram, the Harder the horn.
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Fixed it for you
 
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I hate the royal wedding and all these pretentious fucks. Little spoiled bitch marrying a drunk fuck up; oh but that's ok because he's a fucking prince. It's just fodder for effeminate sycophantic pukes like Ryan seacrest to talk about on tv. Isn't it crazy that I could be arrested or fined in england for saying such things?
 
Well now, being an Old Fart it takes me a while to do things so I go slow for a while, then give it a few fast bursts on FA.
Naps would be in order for her to catch her breath for the next go around but I don't want her to take too long with that shit, after all, I don't want to waste time and remember, Haste makes waste, and time is money so don't waste it.
I did break out a new pair of Coveralls and ran them through the washer and made sure there were no Minnie Pearl tags on for the occasion. I also broke out a new bill cap with the 1st. Cavalry Division patch proudly displayed on the front so I think I am ready to go, even got new socks and underware out, going with my old boots.
Get ready Megan cause here I come. You ain't going to forget this event.
 
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Foul Mike said:
Well now, being an Old Fart it takes me a while to do things so I go slow for a while, then give it a few fast bursts on FA.
Naps would be in order for her to catch her breath for the next go around but I don't want her to take too long with that shit, after all, I don't want to waste time and remember, Haste makes waste, and time is money so don't waste it.
I did break out a new pair of Coveralls and ran them through the washer and made sure there were no Minnie Pearl tags on for the occasion. I also broke out a new bill cap with the 1st. Cavalry Division patch proudly displayed on the front so I think I am ready to go, even got new socks and underware out, going with my old boots.
Get ready Megan cause here I come. You ain't going to forget this event.
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I'm sure you're a good guy mike, but I'm pretty certain that broad wouldn't fuck you
 
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Yes, this is such a bullshit thing and I have zero fucks to give about it. I understand nothing about why anyone outside of the UK could give a fuck and I have no idea as to why those there give a fuck.
They are wasting a lot of money on Pomp and Circumstance and Ceremony for no reason that I can see nor understand but that does not mean I can't have some fun with it, hence my OP
I wish the Brits would take half of the money spent on this fiasco and used it for teaching young people to shoot air rifles or anything else but this.
We all must need to remember that this is:
Maggie's Drawers
A place we come to to have fun.
Spin some Yarns, Swat some flies and swap some lies.
Help me out on my attire, write off-color stories, expand them and expand our minds.2A got hook line and sinker, and I laughed.
Lighten up and be glad you are here, let's have some fun.
Write about how Foul Mike would do at the Royal Reception, in "Costume" and let's have some fun with this Bin of Shit.
Or write your own. FM
Did I lie? fuck no, I would bone her and she won't forget it.
 
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Second or third in line doesn't really matter at all.
However it is a great tourist / economy boost & that's one thing the royal family is good at... something for people to look at and think for a few moments they aren't living in a decaying swamp full of things waiting to eat them.
 
I didn't say I wouldn't eat it, that is part of the ride as long as it isn't anchovy, then most but not all bets are off.
 
I think it's great that her father will probably show up dressed exactly as you described. Seems she is trailer trash that hit the lottery.
 
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I had been scheduled to do my motorcycle trip from UK to Iceland starting this week.... when they scheduled the wedding... try and get plane tickets to Blighty for less than $4,000! Trip rescheduled to fall....

I could give a crap about the wedding. But if you like history and pageantry, the 'parade' to Windsor has some really cool old vehicles in it. They empty the Royal Mews... and the military riding and escorts... is positively something from the days of Wellington! As a military pageant, it's pretty much unmatched... except maybe for a coronation.

But, I'll be in a truck in the Shenandoah that morning... so.... guess I'll just have to miss it! Boo hoo. (That was sarcasm)

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
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Foul Mike said:
Did I lie? fuck no, I would bone her and she won't forget it
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She won't forget the duct tape and the chloroform
sirhrmechanic said:
I had been scheduled to do my motorcycle trip from UK to Iceland starting this week.... when they scheduled the wedding... try and get plane tickets to Blighty for less than $4,000! Trip rescheduled to fall....
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Does the motorcycle turn into a jet ski?
 
im not sure whats more disappointing.....her A-Cups or her frumpy mom-ass......
 
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Does the motorcycle turn into a jet ski?
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Well, I had Q-branch build me.....

Actually UK, ferry to france. Ride to Hirtshals, Denmark. Ferry to Faroe Islands and then on to Iceland. From there, my bike gets ocean-shipped to St. John Newfoundland where I'll get it in the spring to ride the Trans-Labrador home. By the time I finish in 2020 in Alaska... I'll have ridden that bike almost around the world!
 
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Is that actually her?
I don't really give a shit, I would bone her, without chloroform or duct tape and she would remember it I gaurontee.
If you think she is nippin in those pictures, wait until the Foul One finishes.
I really do not understand all of this infatuation around the World and laugh my ass off at all of it. One of the stupidest things I can think of, like, who gives a flying fuck? I will make those A cups C and enjoy it all.
I am glad a few could find the humor in this whole bin of shit, And, I do want to take that test ride, like a G-50 Matchless, WFO and balls out.
 
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As a Canuck, I don't give a rat's-ass for anything "royal". As a man of Welsh heritage, I don't give a rat's-ass about anything "royal".

Except maybe a "Royal Enfield".... but that's another story. The rest can all piss up a rope and stop wasting money.
 
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Media creates massive hype just like this kid's mother/father's wedding.
My GAF is still broken.
Never understood the sheep's infatuation with"royals"/"masters".

R
 
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