Only if it’s with diarrhea, this thread is about poops. That would be awesome, & hilarious, & the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen
Dangit, I coulda sworn
@powdahound76 said peeing in the snow counted too.
Funny story.
Carla and I were working on an aircraft on either spot 90 or 91 one cold winter night. I had gone behind the blast fence to take a piss instead of driving 350 yards back to the shop.
I get back on the aircraft and the crew chief shows up a few minutes later. Carla says, dammit, I gotta take a piss now, I'm heading behind the blast fence. She climbs down and heads to the back of the aircraft. Unbeknownst to the crew chief, she keeps going into the hangar (dock 80) behind us and takes care of business.
She comes back a few minutes later saying how good it felt just to piss outside again.
The crew chief couldn't believe she would do such a thing, so Carla tells him to go look for himself.
Sure enough, he finds frozen evidence of someone pissing behind the fence.
He's blown away.
He's also dumb and quite gullible but he never did find out that it was my piss he was staring at. He probably went home and jerked off thinking about her nekkid.
Back up about four years and we have this ex-Army complete dumbass working in our shop on HC-130 (P&N models).
We were working on the left side air refueling pod when Scott says he has to pee.
Any of you guys familiar with the C-130 knows there is a honey bucket and next to it, a piss pot that drains overboard.
Well, right next to the drain is also the hydraulic surge overboard drain. Note that the hydraulic drain is clearly marked.
Anyway, we set up with comms and blank ol' Owen out on the comms.
Scott is inside standing over the piss pot when he tells me to hit the hydraulic pump switch since he's just starting to flow.
Ol' Owen hollers to Scott "Hey, we have something coming through the drain."
Scott tells him to feel it to see what it is and Owen says he can't tell.
So Scott tells him to smell it and Owen's response is that it smells just like piss.
Here's where the disappointment in training comes in. Instead of Scott requesting a taste test, he tells ol' dumbass that the reason it smells like piss is because it is piss.
Everyone had a great laugh except for our idiot. He was mad as hell, but couldn't do anything about it since any admission of it happening would prove his lack of knowledge on the airframe and would have resulted in his decertification.
I'd have to say he was the most arrogant, dumbest and scariest person I've ever had to work around.