Should Santa be packing? If so what?

[Maggot]

As we all know its time for the Jolly little faggot elf to be getting ready for his yearly trip. He's visiting some dangerous areas, like Detroit, Gaza, North Korea, southside of Chicago. What should he carry for protection?

 

[232593]

No hydrogen bomb option to drop on Shitcago or Detroit???

Your slipping Maggot.

 

[Maggot]

No hydrogen bomb option to drop on Shitcago or Detroit???

Your slipping Maggot.

Tried to alter it but wont let me at that selection. Write in?

 

[Compadre]

A very interesting topic. I guess Santa also have the right to protect his toys. A Glock or HK USP should do just fine.

 

[tk427]

Full Auto HK UMP in 10mm with an underslung short barreled 40mm with PEQ / Surefire / optic etc........just because and coz he can

 

[Flyingbullseye]

No hydrogen bomb option to drop on Shitcago or Detroit???

Your slipping Maggot.

Trust me, we'd never notice the difference here in Detroit. Might actually clean the place up

 

[HPIguy]

No GAU-8 option? Seems the logical choice for aircraft.

 

[Expert684]

Santa needs to pack work boots and job applications. Nobody took any of those during Katrina!

 

[hlee]

Dropping into people’s homes in Chicago and Detroit, what plates is Santa rocking? 3a? 3? 4?

 

[rtB]

Why would he need to pack when he can rain deer down on any malcontents.

 

[Im2bent]

Just needs his hammer

 

[Maggot]

Just needs his hammer

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Isnt that @MarinePMI with his ban ahmmer?

 

[7.62willdo]

Come on guys…..

 

[Supersubes]

Phased Plasma rifle, 40 watt range.

 

[101st]

 

[Expert684]

If I was Santa and this was Mrs Claus, I'd be packin dat ass!

 

[sandhiller]

 

[Father O’blivion]

Santa is old school….a halberd.

 

[Ronws]

M4. Easy to use, compact enough to get around corners.

 

[748rpilot]

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I'm sure that's what Santa will be packin once his work is done.

 

[748rpilot]

Also, I think Santa comes with the Sig MG-338 for effective suppressive fire and laying down serious hate in the war zones of Chi-raq and Detroitastan.

 

[Redmanss]

He's the master of camouflage and holds the world's record for hide and seek. Name me one mother fucker that's seen the real Santa, much less got the drop on him? Exactly, nobody has ever caught his ass.

You don't have to return fire and break contact when you never take a compromise.

 

[M4orturnate]

Santa's a classic so a side by side sbs is my vote. Any fukn around gets both barrels

 

[Makinchips208]

Santa is a fat old white guy with mangy beard. Obviously he would be packin a
1911

 

[Makinchips208]

He's the master of camouflage and holds the world's record for hide and seek. Name me one mother fucker that's seen the real Santa, much less got the drop on him? Exactly, nobody has ever caught his ass.

You don't have to return fire and break contact when you never take a compromise.

Santa used to be real, that is until he forgot Chuck Norris’ Christmas gift.

 

[Ronws]

Santa is a fat old white guy with mangy beard. Obviously he would be packin a
1911