So, did you ...

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There weren't exactly women on those boats, they're called butt pirates for a reason.

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If we're talking being appropriate timing wise for celebrations, Oktoberfest is on. I personally prefer German beer wenches.

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Even the homely ones provided they have mad skills.

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Dude, I agreed to go to the renaissance festival, what am I getting into?

Lotsa basement dwellers stuffed into period costumes. The females? Big tits, bigger asses.

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Yeah, like that. They think they be pirate wenches.