150 rounds on the barrel. Only wear is the line on top of the barrel which is inevitable when cycling the action and the tip of the slide release lever. Plus its a tool, not a fucking bonsai bush.
Be the sexual tyrannosaurus you've always wanted to be and buy this thing.
You don't get paid until next week? Your wife won't be happy with another firearm purchase? You're a poor fucking peasant? Fuck all that. We both know you can just buy this extremely well priced piece of German ingenuity and have something to show for the money you spent instead of all the little bullshit we know you're going to spend it on instead. Stupid shit like food, child support and taxes. You can do this! Go order a case of ramen noodles, stop making gay excuses and get your fucking wallet out. And no, I don't fucking take money orders; what are you, 90?
I'm pretty sure I've grown 4 inches since buying this, learned to speak 3 different languages and my dick got bigger. I have women basically choking themselves out on my front porch on a daily basis trying to get inside to snuggle with me and the USP, but my wife is sick of this shit, so the H&K has to go. Plus its German, so you don't have to worry about communists and being nice to anyone, ever.
Comes with:
2x 12 round H&K Made in Germany magazines
GG&G USP rail attachment
H&K box, all paperwork
SOLD $1000 shipped SOLD
I am on vacation from 4/14 until 4/21; I will still have access to the site but there may be a slight delay. Also, I can obviously not ship anything until I return. Just a FYI.
Please know your local laws regarding firearms and any mag restrictions
Be the sexual tyrannosaurus you've always wanted to be and buy this thing.
You don't get paid until next week? Your wife won't be happy with another firearm purchase? You're a poor fucking peasant? Fuck all that. We both know you can just buy this extremely well priced piece of German ingenuity and have something to show for the money you spent instead of all the little bullshit we know you're going to spend it on instead. Stupid shit like food, child support and taxes. You can do this! Go order a case of ramen noodles, stop making gay excuses and get your fucking wallet out. And no, I don't fucking take money orders; what are you, 90?
I'm pretty sure I've grown 4 inches since buying this, learned to speak 3 different languages and my dick got bigger. I have women basically choking themselves out on my front porch on a daily basis trying to get inside to snuggle with me and the USP, but my wife is sick of this shit, so the H&K has to go. Plus its German, so you don't have to worry about communists and being nice to anyone, ever.
Comes with:
2x 12 round H&K Made in Germany magazines
GG&G USP rail attachment
H&K box, all paperwork
SOLD $1000 shipped SOLD
I am on vacation from 4/14 until 4/21; I will still have access to the site but there may be a slight delay. Also, I can obviously not ship anything until I return. Just a FYI.
Please know your local laws regarding firearms and any mag restrictions
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