Maggie’s The Danger of Alien Attack

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  • Nov 29, 2005
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    > > Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was
    > > closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger
    > > alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take
    > > us to your leader.'
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    > >
    > > The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
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    > >
    > > The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
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    > > The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
    > >
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    > >
    > > The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
    > > Again, there was no response.
    > >
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    > >
    > > Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he
    > > drew his ray gun and said patiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in
    > > peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
    > >
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    > >
    > > The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't
    > > want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
    > >
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    > >
    > > 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the
    > > pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
    > > roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited
    > > him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus
    > >
    > > patch.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Half an hour passed. When he finally regained onsciousness, he
    > > refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked
    > > dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his
    > > big, green head.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He
    > > damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
    > > friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my
    > > intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his
    > > penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.
     

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    Re: The Danger of Alien Attack

    Wasnt this just posted on here somewhere?

    Funny regardless