> > Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was
> > closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger
> > alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take
> > us to your leader.'
> >
> >
> >
> > The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
> >
> >
> >
> > The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
> >
> >
> >
> > The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
> >
> >
> >
> > The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
> > Again, there was no response.
> >
> >
> >
> > Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he
> > drew his ray gun and said patiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in
> > peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
> >
> >
> >
> > The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't
> > want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the
> > pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
> > roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited
> > him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus
> >
> > patch.
> >
> >
> >
> > Half an hour passed. When he finally regained onsciousness, he
> > refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked
> > dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his
> > big, green head.
> >
> >
> >
> > 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He
> > damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
> >
> >
> >
> > The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
> > friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my
> > intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his
> > penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.
> > closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger
> > alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take
> > us to your leader.'
> >
> >
> >
> > The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
> >
> >
> >
> > The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
> >
> >
> >
> > The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
> >
> >
> >
> > The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
> > Again, there was no response.
> >
> >
> >
> > Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he
> > drew his ray gun and said patiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in
> > peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
> >
> >
> >
> > The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't
> > want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the
> > pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
> > roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited
> > him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus
> >
> > patch.
> >
> >
> >
> > Half an hour passed. When he finally regained onsciousness, he
> > refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked
> > dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his
> > big, green head.
> >
> >
> >
> > 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He
> > damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
> >
> >
> >
> > The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
> > friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my
> > intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his
> > penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.
