<span style="font-weight: bold">Two businessmen in Virginia were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, <span style="font-style: italic">"I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."</span>
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked <span style="font-style: italic">"What are you sellin' here?"</span>
One of the men replied sarcastically, <span style="font-style: italic">"We're selling ass-holes."</span>
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, <span style="font-style: italic">"You're doing well. Only two left."</span>
Seniors... don't mess with them! </span>
One said to the other, <span style="font-style: italic">"I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."</span>
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked <span style="font-style: italic">"What are you sellin' here?"</span>
One of the men replied sarcastically, <span style="font-style: italic">"We're selling ass-holes."</span>
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, <span style="font-style: italic">"You're doing well. Only two left."</span>
Seniors... don't mess with them! </span>
