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Learn how to fake a heart attack, may work 2-3 times before she calls you on it and then you'll just have to have a real one to keep it going.
Now that's some damn good advice.Some women you couldn’t please with a golden dick. Thing is; you need to be smart enough to know that before you get married?
That's some expert-level shit if you registered no vitals! Or did you confuse that ass-whoopin' with her attempting CPR?Tried that once! She started beating my chest. I got up and ran when she grabbed the jumper cables. Didn't want to see how she would connect them. Took a month for the bruises to go away.
Scary part is she went for jumper cables first. That’s some blacksite shit and would make me wonder her past.That's some expert-level shit if you registered no vitals! Or did you confuse that ass-whoopin' with her attempting CPR?
Been there it's hell...My ex-wife was a taker. And a demanded a lot. And was always pissed at me. She still is, I just dont care and dont live with her anymore!!
If this exchange doesn’t justify the purchase of a decked out Dillon 1050, I don’t know what does?
I mean, it’s not like you make her hand wash all the dishes. You bought her a dishwasher.
Good story!Wife got into shooting skeet, trap, sporting clays a few years go. Not at my behest, but on her own. Shoots in a womens league, enjoys it very much.
So she has been using my clapped out Winchester 101 Trap from the 70s, ported, G2 recoil system in the stock.... probably has a hundred thousand shells through it, action flops open like the tailgate on a '74 Ford. So I think, im going to upgrade her to something with screw-in chokes, full adjustable speedbump, Browning Special Sporting Clays 12 ga O/U.
She asks me a few days after i brought it home..."So, just curious, how much did that cost?" I smiled and said, "Baby, you know you're never supposed to ask me what guns cost....". She just smiled and said "Yeah, i know". and we never discussed it again.
just to wrap up the story.... she ended not liking the Browning, couldnt get it to fit her right and it was uncomfortable to shoot. So, i sold it and she's back with the Winchester that she loves. I did have to replace firing pins and springs last summer, when she broke one and came home complaining about the bottom only firing sometimes. I keep threatening to send the bastard off to get the action rebuilt, because im afraid soon the action isnt going to stay closed and may open on its own.
You shaved. I remember you posted a pic with a gnarly beard. Man facial hair changes someoneIt’s been brought to my attention that I should prove I married a good one. I guess I’ll let you judge for yourself. I’ve put on a couple pounds since last summer though View attachment 7292733
It’s been brought to my attention that I should prove I married a good one. I guess I’ll let you judge for yourself. I’ve put on a couple pounds since last summer though View attachment 7292733
Thank god for alchohol.It’s been brought to my attention that I should prove I married a good one. I guess I’ll let you judge for yourself. I’ve put on a couple pounds since last summer though View attachment 7292733
She does my hair too?
Been there 2x.Been there it's hell...
Shit I wish, I'd be saving money at least on gas out here in cali.
And then the fight started.Yep, doesn’t happen here like that. As of late, she is happy with my choice of hobby as it can protect the family.
if for any reason she ever did grt upset with me on a purchase my immediate retort would be “excuse me? Are the bills late or something we are going without around here? No? Thought so. Find something to clean.
I'll admit there was a little joking thrown in the story as I figured saying my wife asked me what powder valley was and I told her and she said oh just making sure it was something you bought, was kind of boring. But quite a few people took it high and right and it ended up being quite entertaining.Great story - bottom line you got powder & primers - well done!
^My wife and I have a great arrangement. First, she makes quite a bit more $$ than I do. (Principal Engineer and Office Chief) Second, our finances are in no way intertwined except for the house. We split up the bills. She pays hers and I pay mine. After that, neither of us question the other on what we purchased. So my PVS30 is unquestioned. When my new Katana showed at the door, she lifted an eyebrow like "what do you need that for?" But said nothing.
She's the best wife ever in my book and I didn't even get to her better qualities.