Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the left these days. Article here says Santa has been fired: https://heavy.com/news/santa-no-guns-twitter-video/. Nerf Guns are apparently on the way and any additional that are received will be distributed to children in need.
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the left these days. Article here says Santa has been fired: https://heavy.com/news/santa-no-guns-twitter-video/. Nerf Guns are apparently on the way and any additional that are received will be distributed to children in need.
I know as a human that we are supposed to be 'tolerant'.
I'm having a REAL hard time with that concept.
And, just so's EVERYONE here knows, we have 5 brand new Nerf guns in the living room. They're all going to get wrapped, and every single member of Wyatt's family (mom included) is getting a Nerf gun from us this year for Christmas. How's THAT for irony, eh?
I'm having a REAL hard time with that concept.
And, just so's EVERYONE here knows, we have 5 brand new Nerf guns in the living room. They're all going to get wrapped, and every single member of Wyatt's family (mom included) is getting a Nerf gun from us this year for Christmas. How's THAT for irony, eh?
Time to play the role as a grinch here. First off, that kid looks too old to be whining like that in public. Second of all, I'm on Santa's side here because my wife and I are sick of finding Nerf darts all over our house and yards and our boys don't even have Nerf guns anymore, but them darts are still popping up everywhere.
Fuck that. Santa needs to be kicked in the teeth.
They are accepting donations of Nerf guns for others.
They are accepting donations of Nerf guns for others.
Should get the kid a red ryder by gun.
Eventually "Santa" will have to take a walk to his sleigh in the parking lot. Maybe then one of the elves can explain the situation to him.
I would've told my kids that Santa is a fake .
The real Santa isn't a commie piece of shit !
The real Santa isn't a commie piece of shit !
Well, he does just give stuff away to people who don't work for free. Sounds pretty Communist/Socialist to me.
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Give the little bastard a Glock. Show him how to shoot his eye out
Well, he does just give stuff away to people who don't work for free. Sounds pretty Communist/Socialist to me.
It would be if he collected tax dollars to get the gifts, then bought plastic whistles and kazoos and kept most of the money for himself.
Wait until he finds out Santa is fake, and his parents and all of society conspired to tell him some big fat lie, and then gets punished for lying to his folks. Then grows up to find out that every govt official lies to him, then does a 3 year stint in jail for lying to the court.
Forget the Nerf gun - he looks old enough for a BB gun.
It was a sad day in our family a few years ago when no one got a gun for Christmas. Though come to think of it I can't remember Santa bringing guns, but I think that's just because Dad wanted full credit!
It was a sad day in our family a few years ago when no one got a gun for Christmas. Though come to think of it I can't remember Santa bringing guns, but I think that's just because Dad wanted full credit!
Come to think of it, he does run those Elves like a commie Nike sweatshop...
That Santa even sounds like a whiny woke bitch.
The commercialization of Christmas (and other holidays) is absolutely trash and toxic. We have strayed so far...
My mother tells me of days where you MIGHT get 1 doll for Christmas, and that "new" homemade dress.
As far as nerf gun Santa. Meh. Even Santa can have principles even of I do not agree with them. Whiny kid, only shows the surface why so many kids in America are as soft as a mypillow.
My mother tells me of days where you MIGHT get 1 doll for Christmas, and that "new" homemade dress.
As far as nerf gun Santa. Meh. Even Santa can have principles even of I do not agree with them. Whiny kid, only shows the surface why so many kids in America are as soft as a mypillow.
I’m going to my daughters house for Christmas, where as usual, there will be at least one all out nerf battle with everyone involved. I used to be undisputed champion always, but everyone is getting much better at strategy and my SIL thinks he can challenge my A-Thori-Tah! 
Principles are fine, trying to force them on a child isn't.
I'm guessing this kid isn't at fault for the commercialization of Christmas.
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The kid isn't to blame, but never said he was.
Missed the part of forcing principles on anyone. Kid wanted nerf gun, santa said no...lol, sorry kid. Find the next mall santa to grant that wish.
Look, i get the meaning behind it. Nerf gun, extrapolate out to 2A support, sure OK. IMO, the kid probably learned a decent lesson lol.
He needs a nerf gun too. Can't torment his sister with a 22.
"Whiny kid.... why so many kids are as soft as my pillow"
If Santa takes job, as Santa, as far as the kid knows he's there to grant Christmas wishes.
I'll give him a bit to get to the deductive logic of said Santa.
Santa pisses on this kids wish because he's all "my principles"...
This Santa can get fucked.
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That Santa needs to be hooker punched in the nuts for shilling for the Left. The fat fuck brought me multiple toy guns when I was a boy.
But that kid looks to old to still believe in Santa. I would have told him in front of Santa and loud enough for everyone else to hear that Santa doesn't exist and he'll still get his Nerf gun. and an AR15 when he gets older.
Lol, hey relax. I promise, the kid will still get the nerf gun....
well at least they arn't trying to make suicide vests mandatory for all little kids upon there return to socialist reprogramming school yet . Yet
you sound like a real dick.
very consistently you have bitch ass things to say that goad people into responses.
im sure youre,"that guy" in your neighborhood
Well the kid could have asked for a Kyle Rittenhouse action figure complete with AR15 and two 30 round magazines to keep pedo Santa's away!
But a liberal Santa would have given the kid a gender reassignment kit, new for 2020 instead of a Nerf gun!
But a liberal Santa would have given the kid a gender reassignment kit, new for 2020 instead of a Nerf gun!
that santa is a super dick and deserves all the bad karma that is going to take a huge shit on him...
salty should go blow him and make dickhead santa feel better.
Plus, he can better practice snap shots and strategy with a nerf gun.
My wife would have taught that Santa a lesson by shoving his principle up his azz.
Azzhat could have just said, "I see. What else do you want?" That way Santa made no promises and didn't make kid cry. I'm betting his principles remain private when it's not a five-year-old.
"Not even nerf guns? Then how about a Stinger missile to shoot down your sorry ass when you fly over our house next Christmas? How about THAT you leftist-progressive nitwit!!!"
Well, not really. Maybe.
Well, not really. Maybe.
I thought Crowder was great this AM he video chat with the kid this morning
Meanwhile, heard from somewhere in the back with his wife standing nearby with the 'oh god' look on her face...
Hey kid, wanna go shoot a fucking 240 while this fat faggot sits here and supplements his lame ass social security bullshit?
Hey kid, wanna go shoot a fucking 240 while this fat faggot sits here and supplements his lame ass social security bullshit?
Fuck liberals and anyone who support their policies.
THIS is why I ADAMANTLY say NO GUNS FOR LIBERALS. Do NOT sell them anything if you own a shop or want to conduct a private sale. Check online presence and clothing, tattoos, etc.
My patience in dealing with these FREAKS have been long ago done.
THIS is why I ADAMANTLY say NO GUNS FOR LIBERALS. Do NOT sell them anything if you own a shop or want to conduct a private sale. Check online presence and clothing, tattoos, etc.
My patience in dealing with these FREAKS have been long ago done.
Nerf dart guns? You all need to step up to nerf rival. Shooting Those miniature foam golf balls requirs eye protection...
This is why we should have Pat McNamara as Santa...
[cue dream wavy effect and focus in Pat with his chin knife beard dusted slightly in white.... Santa still has a deep tan....]
Santa: Hey kid, have you been keeping up with your Simple Dude Stuff list?
Kid: Yes Santa!
Santa: Good man. What about Range Theatrics?
Kid: No Range Theatrics or Institutional Inbreeding Santa
Santa: My man! So, what'll it be? 5,000 Small Rifle Primers or 200rds of loaded ammo? And by the way, tell mommy Santa might have a jug of H4350 if she wants to be my little helper later...
[cue dream wavy effect and focus in Pat with his chin knife beard dusted slightly in white.... Santa still has a deep tan....]
Santa: Hey kid, have you been keeping up with your Simple Dude Stuff list?
Kid: Yes Santa!
Santa: Good man. What about Range Theatrics?
Kid: No Range Theatrics or Institutional Inbreeding Santa
Santa: My man! So, what'll it be? 5,000 Small Rifle Primers or 200rds of loaded ammo? And by the way, tell mommy Santa might have a jug of H4350 if she wants to be my little helper later...
On Fire,,,, I LIKE that.
We got them a 3/2 ratio... they're gonna have to earn it. Still haven't found any Nerf-guns with a bayonet attachment yet though,,,, still looking!
Tape a washable marker (preferably red) to the end of the gun...
You have no idea how much I LIKE that idea....
I can't wait to see the look in their eyes, when I do that!
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