Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I like how he took his time to explain the purpose of the beating before he went all in.
it’s a trap…..
That place probably smells like the dumpster behind red lobster
This was in a station in the middle of nowhere:
Cornudas doesn’t have a gas station, but it does have a strange little cafe and a bunch of people attached to a vertical family tree.
That sounds like a little town in Kentucky that we once stopped at during a trip from Michigan to Florida. The kids were hungry and I followed a sign that indicated food and gas. Found the gas station, right next to the only food in town. A Burger King of all things. Inside the Burger King, everybody looked the same with some albinism noticeable. We felt more than a little self conscious and kept an ear out for banjos.
You spelled Articles of Confederation wrong but I’ll allow it
I mean that's super badass but who's got enough dick for her extreme potential to shine...
Not me but I’ll still let her try to get it as far in as possibleI mean that's super badass but who's got enough dick for her extreme potential to shine...
I mean that's super badass but who's got enough dick for her extreme potential to shine...
Passing through Baton Rouge once I-10 was buggered up (shocking!) and the GPS took me 190 across the Huey P. Long to get past the delay.
I stopped for gas, went in for a drink and a snack, noticed nobody looked like me and noticed they sold cute little flowers in test tubes at the counter. But then it's like wtf, I'm already here.
I noticed the lady behind the counter eyeballing me in line and when I got to the counter she looked me up and down then said "Is dat your gray truck?"
I says "Yes ma'am, I paid at the pump."
"I know you did. I see you got Texas plates. Dat's why dey not fukin wit you ... dey KNOW you got a gun."
