With all of this pissing on our 2nd ammendment right going on, I was in a pissy mood last night and started to bitch about everything to my wife. I live in CT so as you can guess listening to Malloy and all the others ignorant people running this state has put me in that mood. So complaining about the impending "Assault Rifle" ban the only thing my wife had to say about it is "so why don't you sell them now before they are banned". You can only imagine my reaction to that statement, that truly is a good reason to leave her and start anew somewhere else. The ignorance has followed me home, LMAO
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Tell her that you had to get rid of her bra's. It seems a crazy female armed with a black bullet bra (Jane Russell version) attacked some people at a mall and the government has decided to ban all black bra's. Also, any bra with more than one hook clasp is now illegal. This would have made the one's she owned contraband because they had two or more hooks, regardless of color. Victoria's Secret had already sent out an e-mail stating that they supported the government's view on this and will no longer sell these bra's. As a result, ahh bra sales have gone through the roof and stores have sold out with prices on the black market reaching staggering amounts. The panic has caused a surge in panty buying for fear that they will be next on the chopping block. You,seeing a chance to pick up some quick cash, sold the panties she had and now she is left without a bra or panty. Then, you can show her the article in the bear pit about how sleeping naked is good for her and will air her hoo-ha out. Mission Accomplished.
Tell her that you had to get rid of her bra's. It seems a crazy female armed with a black bullet bra (Jane Russell version) attacked some people at a mall and the government has decided to ban all black bra's. Also, any bra with more than one hook clasp is now illegal. This would have made the one's she owned contraband because they had two or more hooks, regardless of color. Victoria's Secret had already sent out an e-mail stating that they supported the government's view on this and will no longer sell these bra's. As a result, ahh bra sales have gone through the roof and stores have sold out with prices on the black market reaching staggering amounts. The panic has caused a surge in panty buying for fear that they will be next on the chopping block. You,seeing a chance to pick up some quick cash, sold the panties she had and now she is left without a bra or panty. Then, you can show her the article in the bear pit about how sleeping naked is good for her and will air her hoo-ha out. Mission Accomplished.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dontknowdip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tell her that you had to get rid of her bra's. It seems a crazy female armed with a black bullet bra (Jane Russell version) attacked some people at a mall and the government has decided to ban all black bra's. Also, any bra with more than one hook clasp is now illegal. This would have made the one's she owned contraband because they had two or more hooks, regardless of color. Victoria's Secret had already sent out an e-mail stating that they supported the government's view on this and will no longer sell these bra's. As a result, ahh bra sales have gone through the roof and stores have sold out with prices on the black market reaching staggering amounts. The panic has caused a surge in panty buying for fear that they will be next on the chopping block. You,seeing a chance to pick up some quick cash, sold the panties she had and now she is left without a bra or panty. Then, you can show her the article in the bear pit about how sleeping naked is good for her and will air her hoo-ha out. Mission Accomplished. </div></div>
This just made my day, thanks for that!!!LMAO
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dontknowdip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tell her that you had to get rid of her bra's. It seems a crazy female armed with a black bullet bra (Jane Russell version) attacked some people at a mall and the government has decided to ban all black bra's. Also, any bra with more than one hook clasp is now illegal. This would have made the one's she owned contraband because they had two or more hooks, regardless of color. Victoria's Secret had already sent out an e-mail stating that they supported the government's view on this and will no longer sell these bra's. As a result, ahh bra sales have gone through the roof and stores have sold out with prices on the black market reaching staggering amounts. The panic has caused a surge in panty buying for fear that they will be next on the chopping block. You,seeing a chance to pick up some quick cash, sold the panties she had and now she is left without a bra or panty. Then, you can show her the article in the bear pit about how sleeping naked is good for her and will air her hoo-ha out. Mission Accomplished. </div></div>
This just made my day, thanks for that!!!LMAO
Re: Sooooo, should I divorce her
Would be a fail if you divorced and the judge granted her the weapons
LMAO
Would be a fail if you divorced and the judge granted her the weapons
LMAO
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get rid of her now...
get rid of her now...
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: E3C3H3O3</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> "so why don't you sell them now before they are banned".</div></div>
Sell all your stuff, the stuff that you want to keep, to a friend who you know will give it back to you after it's over.
Sell the rest that you don't care about and get a great divorce lawyer. NOW.
For more info please click "Relationship AAR" in my signature, below.
P.S. She's not going to change unless a magazine tells her to.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: E3C3H3O3</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> "so why don't you sell them now before they are banned".</div></div>
Sell all your stuff, the stuff that you want to keep, to a friend who you know will give it back to you after it's over.
Sell the rest that you don't care about and get a great divorce lawyer. NOW.
For more info please click "Relationship AAR" in my signature, below.
P.S. She's not going to change unless a magazine tells her to.
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"Sell all your stuff, the stuff that you want to keep, to a friend who you know will give it back to you after it's over."
You guys laugh at this but a guy here at work is splitting with his future ex...she ran up $14,000.00 plus on credit cards he didn't even know she had and the judge is saying he is responsible for half. His lawyer told him the only thing he can do is to quick run one of his own cards up to the same amount then he pays his, she pays hers. The lawyer suggested he charge it up with some business or friend he knows that will credit it back when this is over, if not then at least he got what he wanted for the money and she has to pay for her debt.
"Sell all your stuff, the stuff that you want to keep, to a friend who you know will give it back to you after it's over."
You guys laugh at this but a guy here at work is splitting with his future ex...she ran up $14,000.00 plus on credit cards he didn't even know she had and the judge is saying he is responsible for half. His lawyer told him the only thing he can do is to quick run one of his own cards up to the same amount then he pays his, she pays hers. The lawyer suggested he charge it up with some business or friend he knows that will credit it back when this is over, if not then at least he got what he wanted for the money and she has to pay for her debt.
Re: Sooooo, should I divorce her
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dontknowdip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tell her that you had to get rid of her bra's. It seems a crazy female armed with a black bullet bra (Jane Russell version) attacked some people at a mall and the government has decided to ban all black bra's. Also, any bra with more than one hook clasp is now illegal. This would have made the one's she owned contraband because they had two or more hooks, regardless of color. Victoria's Secret had already sent out an e-mail stating that they supported the government's view on this and will no longer sell these bra's. As a result, ahh bra sales have gone through the roof and stores have sold out with prices on the black market reaching staggering amounts. The panic has caused a surge in panty buying for fear that they will be next on the chopping block. You,seeing a chance to pick up some quick cash, sold the panties she had and now she is left without a bra or panty. Then, you can show her the article in the bear pit about how sleeping naked is good for her and will air her hoo-ha out. Mission Accomplished.</div></div>
I love it!
I vote for the safety of all, that means ladies can go about their daily business braless!!he he he
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dontknowdip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tell her that you had to get rid of her bra's. It seems a crazy female armed with a black bullet bra (Jane Russell version) attacked some people at a mall and the government has decided to ban all black bra's. Also, any bra with more than one hook clasp is now illegal. This would have made the one's she owned contraband because they had two or more hooks, regardless of color. Victoria's Secret had already sent out an e-mail stating that they supported the government's view on this and will no longer sell these bra's. As a result, ahh bra sales have gone through the roof and stores have sold out with prices on the black market reaching staggering amounts. The panic has caused a surge in panty buying for fear that they will be next on the chopping block. You,seeing a chance to pick up some quick cash, sold the panties she had and now she is left without a bra or panty. Then, you can show her the article in the bear pit about how sleeping naked is good for her and will air her hoo-ha out. Mission Accomplished.</div></div>
I love it!
I vote for the safety of all, that means ladies can go about their daily business braless!!he he he
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A78063</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I love it!
I vote for the safety of all, that means ladies can go about their daily business braless!!he he he </div></div>
You say that now, but will you say the the same thing when you see some 40-60 year old broad weighing in excess of 300 with untethered tits?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A78063</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I love it!
I vote for the safety of all, that means ladies can go about their daily business braless!!he he he </div></div>
You say that now, but will you say the the same thing when you see some 40-60 year old broad weighing in excess of 300 with untethered tits?
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Wooooah! The" bra-less" thing, yeah NO..we saw movie something about Mary, right?
as for the divorce, its expensive cause its Worth it! Get an intellectual equal next time...one that ' intellectually' concurs with your stand on your 2nd...
Wooooah! The" bra-less" thing, yeah NO..we saw movie something about Mary, right?
as for the divorce, its expensive cause its Worth it! Get an intellectual equal next time...one that ' intellectually' concurs with your stand on your 2nd...
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You got a keeper!
You got a keeper!
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congrats, your wife pushed your buttons to get a reaction
Happens to the best of us
congrats, your wife pushed your buttons to get a reaction
Happens to the best of us
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MD2Colo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">congrats, your wife pushed your buttons to get a reaction
Happens to the best of us </div></div>
Yup happens on a daily basis
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MD2Colo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">congrats, your wife pushed your buttons to get a reaction
Happens to the best of us </div></div>
Yup happens on a daily basis
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