Two out of three....What next?

[Sticks]

I am working out of town...6-7 days a week, 7 hours from home with no time off to go home.

Tuesday the Furnace goes Tango Uniform with a high for the day of 56. Luckily the girlfriend and her daughters are smart enough to turn on the fireplace and wear some warm PJs at night. I'll replace the HVAC (it's 18 years old) and just pay to have the AC connected and charged. Hopefully in the next month or two if I ever get home.

Wednesday the Garage door goes sideways after opening. Tech comes out and quotes $410 to get it working again. 5 hours later and jacks up the opener as well. 7pm and the GF has to be at work at 0200 . The company owner finally capitulates and replaces the opener and finishes repairs on the door for the original quote.

What next?


Hot water heater and all water lines replaced back in Jan/Feb so those are out.

 

[MtnCreek]

GF is pregnant. Congrats!

 

[Sticks]

That would require a 15 year plumbing correction to return to normal. That is act of God/Darwin type stuff.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Backed up/overflowing toilet because someone thought you had a surplus of toilet paper?

Oh, wait, that was somebody else here that had the extra paper and a pissed off GF.

My wife just left me over the coronavirus.

I told her we needed to get bottled water and food today and she said I was was being paranoid. She said she wants to get back together when I calm down.

www.snipershide.com

ETA: link

 

[Lapuapalooza]

You make it back home to find out you are no longer relevant because your GF’s favorite toy learned how to take out the trash?

 

[Jigstick]

an angry neighbor could pour hydraulic cement down your main clean out in the yard.........

 

[Seed tick]

Been there Brother. Life can be a bitch!

 

[oneshot86]

if your luck is like mine, the damn washing machine will have a tizzy and youll be out of skivvies

 

[supercorndogs]

That would require a 15 year plumbing correction to return to normal. That is act of God/Darwin type stuff.

I know 2 people who got their wives pregnant after a vasectomy, and 1 women who got pregnant after having her tubes tied.

 

[MtnCreek]

I know 2 people who got their wives pregnant after a vasectomy, and 1 women who got pregnant after having her tubes tied.

 

[EddieNFL]

That would require a 15 year plumbing correction to return to normal. That is act of God/Darwin type stuff.

Maybe he meant, "You're welcome."

 

[Maggot]

GF is pregnant. Congrats!

That would require a 15 year plumbing correction to return to normal. That is act of God/Darwin type stuff.

With Joe Biden's love child.

 

[HiDesertELR]

With Joe Biden's love child.

Joe can't find his words much less his impregnating parts

 

[Scott037]

That would require a 15 year plumbing correction to return to normal. That is act of God/Darwin type stuff.

A old friend of mine is born from a tuballugation and vasectomy double failure. So don't tempt fate.

 

[Redmanss]

A old friend of mine is born from a tuballugation and vasectomy double failure. So don't tempt fate.

That’s why you get yourself a woman who had a partial hysterectomy, because a uterus is not a lizard tail and there’s no knots to come loose.

 

[j-huskey]

You could be sittin there alone,
When u call, she wont answer the phone,
Cause Jody got your girl and gone,
Now you gonna cry and moan,
Cause shes ridin another mans bone,
Jody got your girl and gone.

 

[BytorJr]

I am working out of town...6-7 days a week, 7 hours from home with no time off to go home.

Tuesday the Furnace goes Tango Uniform with a high for the day of 56. Luckily the girlfriend and her daughters are smart enough to turn on the fireplace and wear some warm PJs at night. I'll replace the HVAC (it's 18 years old) and just pay to have the AC connected and charged. Hopefully in the next month or two if I ever get home.

Wednesday the Garage door goes sideways after opening. Tech comes out and quotes $410 to get it working again. 5 hours later and jacks up the opener as well. 7pm and the GF has to be at work at 0200 . The company owner finally capitulates and replaces the opener and finishes repairs on the door for the original quote.

What next?


Hot water heater and all water lines replaced back in Jan/Feb so those are out.

Wait...are we related? My HVAC is weak; but still somewhat works. Depending on which contractor, I need to stay the same tonnage or go up 0.5 tons. I agree with going up especially with thermal load from sun. Whilst my garage door opens, it does so begrudgingly with the remote (I have to get out of car and right by the unit...may as well push the button). Was supposed to have bid; but I guess nobody really wants the work because nobody will give a quote. One company even came by...no quote.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

My money is on the garbage disposal. Chicks like to put too much stuff down it. Easy fix. But a real pain in the ass at the same time.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

It ain't hard to install. Do it for yourself and buy more ammo with the savings.
The directions are written for a three year old. If that doesn't work...... YouTube.

Wait...are we related? My HVAC is weak; but still somewhat works. Depending on which contractor, I need to stay the same tonnage or go up 0.5 tons. I agree with going up especially with thermal load from sun. Whilst my garage door opens, it does so begrudgingly with the remote (I have to get out of car and right by the unit...may as well push the button). Was supposed to have bid; but I guess nobody really wants the work because nobody will give a quote. One company even came by...no quote.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Take the disposal out. Save money for more ammo.
You already have a kitchen trash bin. Use it.

My money is on the garbage disposal. Chicks like to put too much stuff down it. Easy fix. But a real pain in the ass at the same time.

 

[Snipe260]

GF is pregnant. Congrats!

By another man

 

[Sticks]

So far so good, Aunt Flo made it to town despite the travel restrictions, and the basement is still dry. i've got skivvies for another week and a half, and 3 laundromats to choose from at the town I am in.

 

[FatBoy]

We're in CO on vacation and my daughter calls last night from our home in TN and says the AC isn't working. She's supposed to do 3x12s starting today at a new job and my two mini-Aussies are there so she packs them up and takes them to her sigle room place with her dog. My wife and I sit down to dinner to talk about it and she chips a damn tooth on nothing. We're supposed to hit a trailhead in the next hour or so, waiting for #3....