UK now bans sex...

[timesublime]

The Pilgrims left for a reason.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/coronavirus-sex-lockdown-illegal-093127804.html

 

[hollowoutadime]

....Those sackless Brits won't miss a beat

 

[diverdon]

I'll bet there is an exemption got the Muslim gang rape clubs that they have been sponsoring for years.

 

[hlee]

The Pilgrims left for a reason.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/coronavirus-sex-lockdown-illegal-093127804.html

I’m pretty sure the Puritans would have approved...

 

[1J04]

Someone better inform "Brambles" he can't go to Singapore anymore on his Bugis St. adventures......

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Somebody's been REALLY reading 1984 and fapping furiously while doing so, seems like...

By the way, TRY enforcing shit like that, fucking pussies, LOL.

ETA: Fuck with my life / my partner's life over this kind of shit and that WILL be a REAL reason to boogaloo.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I’m pretty sure the incels approved...

FIFY...

All of the basement dwelling creeps here and all over the world are probably creaming their pants over this and screaming victory... I do not even want to go to Reddit because I know what the fuck I am going to find posted there.

 

[Foul Mike]

No doubt in my mind that nobody over there is doing any fucking. Right?????

 

[10ring'r]

LoL! "Hey honey, hope ya got yours, cuz, I got mine. Now be F'n quiet, wees got to hide from the Bobbies!" F'n LoL! The pure dumbassness that goes on. Will it ever end?? Mac

 

[Penguins]

After this, it will be illegal for them to breathe air

 

[Blue Sky Country]

No doubt in my mind that nobody over there is doing any fucking. Right?????

Probably a lot more from now on, just to spite the fucking incel cucks that are obviously running that country...

 

[Penguins]

It's a shame to see what the once 'Great Britain' has become.

 

[Vlindson]

Guys they will never do this, UK is the capital of fetish

 

[Holliday]

So no glory-holes through to the next apt?

 

[Maggot]

After this, it will be illegal for them to breathe air

Worse over here though. I heard the white guilt people are getting ready to ban themselves.

We can only hope.

 

[hayes1966]

That is very odd .. the brits have been screwing the people of Ireland for over 800 years, I don't think they will stop now!

 

[Maggot]

It's a shame to see what the once 'Great Britain' has become.

With Biden in office we're only 7.5 years behind.

 

[Bradu]

I'm not opposed if it keeps idiots from reproducing

 

[HiDesertELR]

Necro-thread?

 

[Son of Dorn]

No doubt in my mind that nobody over there is doing any fucking. Right?????

How does "Lie back and think of England" work when you're IN England, I wonder?

 

[acudaowner]

they should have started that 300 years ago its a little late now .

 

[candyx]

Tell them to throw on a red coat and jump a ship to America if they want to get fucked..........again.......

 

[powdahound76]

Necro-thread?

go easy. @Vlindson is from Denver.
probably too busy havin a beer at Daddy’s on 6th.
ALL the dudes in Denver are obviously homo!

 

[vinniedelpino]

How the hell would they even enforce this?

Gov't issued chastity belts? Boner killing chemicals in the water supply?

 

[6.5SH]

How the hell would they even enforce this?

Gov't issued chastity belts? Boner killing chemicals in the water supply?

Probably like this:

 

[Strykervet]

The goddamn nazis banned less shit than our modern politicians.

 

[norcalAF]

No doubt in my mind that nobody over there is doing any fucking. Right?????

They haven't for a while, they have been importing brown folks to make up the deficit.

 

[TerryH]

Typical bloody Americans!! Don't you know that 'sex' is what coal is delivered in FFS!!

 

[rbutcher]

How would this even be enforced? I saw the title and thought this was a troll thread.

 

[Suttym]

Man this virus has been a ball breaker here in London. I used to go out in the clubs and come back home with a lady, and it was nothing hard. I miss those days. Likewise, I know that the virus this and the virus that, but we need to move back to reality and allow people to live their lives. I'm not the relationship kind of guy, and it's definitely not fun living alone in a big apartment. For all I know if it wasn't for the gorgeous London escorts near me, I would be dying of boredom or masturbation probably.

 

[Vlindson]

I don't think this will happen, UK if keened on this, people there love to have fun with their partners and not only. So I am really surprised about this new and I am also surprised about how UK didn't became one of the biggest sex industries haha. Besides that, there I became a feet fetishist, I met a long legged girl that showed me how to do this. Now I know how to get horny from sexy legs. Also I became a member of feetwonder.com, so I beg the government to unban sex, I promise I will be a good christian.

 

[AngryKoala]

Is this just between humans or can I keep fucking turtles?