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UK now bans sex...

Somebody's been REALLY reading 1984 and fapping furiously while doing so, seems like...
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By the way, TRY enforcing shit like that, fucking pussies, LOL.

ETA: Fuck with my life / my partner's life over this kind of shit and that WILL be a REAL reason to boogaloo.
 
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LoL! "Hey honey, hope ya got yours, cuz, I got mine. Now be F'n quiet, wees got to hide from the Bobbies!" F'n LoL! The pure dumbassness that goes on. Will it ever end?? Mac:ROFLMAO:
 
After this, it will be illegal for them to breathe air
Worse over here though. I heard the white guilt people are getting ready to ban themselves.

We can only hope.
 
That is very odd .. the brits have been screwing the people of Ireland for over 800 years, I don't think they will stop now!
 
I'm not opposed if it keeps idiots from reproducing 😂😂😂
 
they should have started that 300 years ago its a little late now .
 
Tell them to throw on a red coat and jump a ship to America if they want to get fucked..........again.......
 
How the hell would they even enforce this?

Gov't issued chastity belts? Boner killing chemicals in the water supply?
 
Typical bloody Americans!! Don't you know that 'sex' is what coal is delivered in FFS!! ;) 😁😁
 
How would this even be enforced? I saw the title and thought this was a troll thread.
 
Man this virus has been a ball breaker here in London. I used to go out in the clubs and come back home with a lady, and it was nothing hard. I miss those days. Likewise, I know that the virus this and the virus that, but we need to move back to reality and allow people to live their lives. I'm not the relationship kind of guy, and it's definitely not fun living alone in a big apartment. For all I know if it wasn't for the gorgeous London escorts near me, I would be dying of boredom or masturbation probably.
 
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I don't think this will happen, UK if keened on this, people there love to have fun with their partners and not only. So I am really surprised about this new and I am also surprised about how UK didn't became one of the biggest sex industries haha. Besides that, there I became a feet fetishist, I met a long legged girl that showed me how to do this. Now I know how to get horny from sexy legs. Also I became a member of feetwonder.com, so I beg the government to unban sex, I promise I will be a good christian.
 
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