Movie Theater 💡seeking sage advice, taking a lady to a movie tonight💡

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

When taking a proper lady to a film, do you ask the popcorn jockey to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket or is that something you do in the theater? I don’t want to be fiddling in the dark w a knife or razor blade.

Any advice would be appreciated.

 

[HitEmHard]

It should be sturdy enough to bust through the bottom without any additional tools

 

[Series 70 Colt]

Would a proper lady eat popcorn? Would she allow the popcorn kernel husks between her teef? Would she use butter for lube?

Asking for a friend.

 

[forrestgump01]

I believe they keep the "pre drilled " buckets behind the counter. Slip the popcorn attendant an extra 2 bucks , give him a wink and the secret password is
" buy more butter "

On the other hand if the popcorn jockey is a female then you may be looking at rape charges. Best of luck to ya !

 

[MilChad]

Before I clicked on this thread, I was going to suggest cutting a hole in the popcorn bucket. You guys are alright.

 

[Ravenworks]

If you truly are wanting to be seen as a gentleman then you should pack some floss in your pocket.

 

[M8541Reaper]

Cut the hole after they pour the hot butter in layers.

 

[splean]

Either is fine but be sure to tip the concession stand attendant. It's what a proper gentleman would do.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Just jam a ball point pen through the bottom and youll be all set.

 

[Jigstick]

A real man would be viciously eating and finger fucking her asshole in the back row

 

[1J04]

If you're gonna go for some stinky finger, always think "hygiene". And tell her it's for her.



And please, remember what an elbow feels like.

This is Hermie, all I could find. But think about the Movie Theatre scene with him and Oscy and their dates. If you know, you know.

• Oscy : Hey, catch the boobs on Miriam.
  Hermie : You catch 'em.
  Oscy : If she throws them, I'll catch 'em. I'll be ready. If those boobs come to me, I'll be there to catch 'em.
• Oscy : I'm all excited! I'm going to squeeze the crap out of Miriam, as soon as the lights go out!
  Hermie : You're really something! You can't even wait until after the cartoon is over.
  Oscy : I can't wait! I can't wait!
• Oscy : How'd you make out?
  Hermie : Pretty good.
  Oscy : What'd you do?
  Hermie : I held her breasts.
  Oscy : You didn't!
  Hermie : For almost 11 minutes.
  Oscy : Fantastic!
  Hermie : Eleven full minutes!
  Oscy : You timed it!
  Hermie : Yeah. The longest I ever got was 8 minutes with Lila Harrison.
  Oscy : So, you broke your record!
  Hermie : By 3 minutes!

 

[BoltRunner]

I read the Title and thought Oh Shit the Pit is the absolute worst place for this guy to post a serious question about a lady to the movies, luckily you weren't wanting serious advice

 

[Jrb572]

When taking a proper lady to a film, do you ask the popcorn jockey to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket or is that something you do in the theater? I don’t want to be fiddling in the dark w a knife or razor blade.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Make sure you add salt beforehand

 

[rtB]

If she's truly a proper lady, you should have banged her twice before you even get to the theater.

 

[1moaoff]

Your looking at this wrong!
1 hand goes on the back of her head while she does the job.
The other hand is free to eat popcorn with while getting BJ and watching movie.

You don't stick your dick in the popcorn!!!
Movies have been closed so long you all forgot what was supposed to happen!!

 

[ggmanning]

 

[roostercogburn98]

@ggmanning beat me to it

 

[Deputy Dan]

Make sure you add salt beforehand

I beg to differ. Salt = granular/grit. Grit bad. No experience, but I can only guess salty grit could be extremely painful. Probably not the effect you were seeking, but to each his own.

 

[atomic41]

You know how to post pics here...if we don't fucking see them...it didn't fucking happen.

 

[texastonk]

Is this a Dollar Theater? Are you bringing your 770 along?

 

[Doc68]

When taking a proper lady to a film, do you ask the popcorn jockey to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket or is that something you do in the theater? I don’t want to be fiddling in the dark w a knife or razor blade.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Thought you only dated men...

Doc

 

[oneshot86]

You do know, she may want a sausage on a bun.
Pack some bakery yo

 

[oneshot86]

And poetry...
They super love that shit.
Do some Andre dice clay. You are sure to get her fat on popcorn and sausage

 

[ggmanning]

Hickory dickory doc...................ehhhh!

 

[Jigstick]

Eat her butthole

 

[oneshot86]

Tounge punch that bitch

 

[Texasflyer]

I skip the popcorn. Buy an extra large box of nerds. Then when you get in the seat, open them. Look her dead in the eye and dump them on your crotch. If she really is a lady she wont chip a tooth opening your fly. Then just sit back and enjoy mission impossible 17 or faster more furiousier 16.

 

[BoltRunner]

I skip the popcorn. Buy an extra large box of nerds. Then when you get in the seat, open them. Look her dead in the eye and dump them on your crotch. If she really is a lady she wont chip a tooth opening your fly. Then just sit back and enjoy mission impossible 17 or faster more furiousier 16.

Hahahaha LoL I'm liking your style more every day Texasflyer

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Cut the hole after they pour the hot butter in layers.

This is the sage advice I was seeking.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Make sure you add salt beforehand

also going in my play book.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Is this a Dollar Theater? Are you bringing your 770 along?

yes.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Thought you only dated men...

Doc

Think of all the money me and you could have together. Sadly I was born this way.

 

[JbBooks]

Before I clicked on this thread, I was going to suggest cutting a hole in the popcorn bucket. You guys are alright.

Shut up new guy, we neither asked or needed your validation that we’re alright, we know we are.........

 

[JbBooks]

Thought you only dated men...

Doc

Doc, this is the 90’s, they’re the same thing!

 

[kenny1773]

This line never fails


What do ya say we go out? I'll throw a couple burgers down your throat, then I'll introduce you to my good friend Stanley. You know, like the power drill.

 

[Blackcreek]

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[Snipe260]

Thought you only dated men...

Doc

The hole in the bucket is not for him!

 

[BW64]

 

[Porksboy]

Rub one out before the date so you last longer this time.

 

[M8541Reaper]

This is the sage advice I was seeking.

I got you boo.

 

[Jigstick]

Just get your face right down in her asshole and root around....like a pig looking for truffles

 

[Snipe260]

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It’s now my Facebook profile pic fuck facebook!

 

[salks]

If you get a hand job and ejaculated remember not to eat anymore popcorn. It tastes funny... the popcorn will leak through pre cut hole. You have to cut it on site. Need something very sharp. You can practice cutting in a dark room before the date, devolopes muscle memory.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

If you get a hand job and ejaculated remember not to eat anymore popcorn. It tastes funny... the popcorn will leak through pre cut hole. You have to cut it on site. Need something very sharp. You can practice cutting in a dark room before the date, devolopes muscle memory.

One of the last honest men willing to pass the torch of knowledge

is it gay to eat the popcorn that touches my wiener while I’m waiting on her to find the ol surprise?

 

[Snipe260]

One of the last honest men willing to pass the torch of knowledge

is it gay to eat the popcorn that touches my wiener while I’m waiting on her to find the ol surprise?

You will be down to the kernels by then

 

[TheGerman]

Read thread title and was about to come in to post about how you should put your dick in the popcorn.

I'm really proud of you guys.

 

[salks]

is it gay to eat the popcorn that touches my wiener while I’m waiting on her to find the ol surprise?
[/QUOTE]

Only if you enjoy the taste.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

Movies.
Pfft.
You guys are children.
Should have banged her mercilessly long before going to the movies.
Movies are for when you've decided you like her enough to have around.
Spending those kinds of dollars without having reamed and creamed her.
Reeks of desperation to me.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Take her out for foot longs first...



Sirhr

 

[Aries256]

I walk in to the thread.