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Free of liberals, whiners, fuzzy-huggers and BSers !! Furthermore all shall be able ...
Free of liberals, whiners, fuzzy-huggers and BSers !! Furthermore all shall be able ...
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to purchase Lapua brass for $10 per hundred shipped and Matchkings shall fall freely from the sky. Upon the second day of every month ...
to purchase Lapua brass for $10 per hundred shipped and Matchkings shall fall freely from the sky. Upon the second day of every month ...
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...knock the tops off of IBC root beer bottles at 100 yards." United once again, 392nd Sniper's Hide Battalion took up position on...
...knock the tops off of IBC root beer bottles at 100 yards." United once again, 392nd Sniper's Hide Battalion took up position on...
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Hill 223 just south of Hill 308 in the Ru-Win-ton province of ...
Hill 223 just south of Hill 308 in the Ru-Win-ton province of ...
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....Texas, after forming a field of fire, they...
....Texas, after forming a field of fire, they...
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....roasted marshmallows and smores while singing Bet Midler tunes in their underwear; unbeknownst to them........
....roasted marshmallows and smores while singing Bet Midler tunes in their underwear; unbeknownst to them........
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....."W.H.I"......
....."W.H.I"......
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Play dollar poker. But before everyone pulled out there bill's, there was a bright light from the sky shining on Lowlight, and he was seen holding a,......
Play dollar poker. But before everyone pulled out there bill's, there was a bright light from the sky shining on Lowlight, and he was seen holding a,......
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....Rainbow Coalition card, astounded by the sight......
....Rainbow Coalition card, astounded by the sight......
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then Lowlight looked adoringly at Kevin and said "Father"?
then Lowlight looked adoringly at Kevin and said "Father"?
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But then very softly, the spoken word of, Two Shoes,and his side kick, One Red Shoe, was heard coming from the grass'y nole. Asking the question, "Lowlight", how in the world did you take that card away from,..........
But then very softly, the spoken word of, Two Shoes,and his side kick, One Red Shoe, was heard coming from the grass'y nole. Asking the question, "Lowlight", how in the world did you take that card away from,..........
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A beer. Chunging the beer and slamming the glass on the table Lowlight exclaims, "Nancy!!! Why have you forsaken me"... then quickly runs off to...
A beer. Chunging the beer and slamming the glass on the table Lowlight exclaims, "Nancy!!! Why have you forsaken me"... then quickly runs off to...
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Green Ramp to load up on a C-17 bound for ...
Green Ramp to load up on a C-17 bound for ...
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a place where the men are men and the sheep are nervous but as it is known to the locals....
a place where the men are men and the sheep are nervous but as it is known to the locals....
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as . . . well I could tell you but then I'd have to . . .
as . . . well I could tell you but then I'd have to . . .
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...fetch another bucket of chicken fat and...
...fetch another bucket of chicken fat and...
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"Baaaaa" like a sheep in heat.....something no one was prepared to see. The destination was top secret, not even the sheep knew where their final area of operation would be. Some said in in hushed voices "Trashcanistan" but Lowlight had a feeling it was somplace much more dangerous.....the hellish region of......
"Baaaaa" like a sheep in heat.....something no one was prepared to see. The destination was top secret, not even the sheep knew where their final area of operation would be. Some said in in hushed voices "Trashcanistan" but Lowlight had a feeling it was somplace much more dangerous.....the hellish region of......
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...a place so abominable it is yet to be named. A place where the wicked, unrighteous souls find themselves at the end of this mortal life. When out of the distant darkness a ravishing woman appears whispering, "I have a secret...
...a place so abominable it is yet to be named. A place where the wicked, unrighteous souls find themselves at the end of this mortal life. When out of the distant darkness a ravishing woman appears whispering, "I have a secret...
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....."Lowlight and I have had a torrid affair for years now and he still doesn't know I'm a trans-sexual, I think if I tell him now he will go to sheep for good", she/he sobbed. Just as you grasped the depth of this dilemma a shot rang out in the distance........
....."Lowlight and I have had a torrid affair for years now and he still doesn't know I'm a trans-sexual, I think if I tell him now he will go to sheep for good", she/he sobbed. Just as you grasped the depth of this dilemma a shot rang out in the distance........
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load up my shotgun and make sure he .....
load up my shotgun and make sure he .....
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Then as he started to sing,... the wize of a bullet was heard in his right ear,... Strange thing was he was on Maine Street USA, at Walt Disney World in Florida. As he was starting to regain his,..........
Then as he started to sing,... the wize of a bullet was heard in his right ear,... Strange thing was he was on Maine Street USA, at Walt Disney World in Florida. As he was starting to regain his,..........
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.......shot Mickey Mouse between the eyes! This understandably infuriated the rest of the Disney characters and a full out stampede ensued. "The horror, the horror" Lowlight thought to himself, to be trampled to death by cartoons! Just as his end neared Lowlight heard a familiar sound, an audible that could be only one thing, he had backup! As the onrush bore down on him he glanced over his shoulder and found.......
.......shot Mickey Mouse between the eyes! This understandably infuriated the rest of the Disney characters and a full out stampede ensued. "The horror, the horror" Lowlight thought to himself, to be trampled to death by cartoons! Just as his end neared Lowlight heard a familiar sound, an audible that could be only one thing, he had backup! As the onrush bore down on him he glanced over his shoulder and found.......
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...the Snipershide Irregulars running full speed at the soon to be squashed Lowlight...
...the Snipershide Irregulars running full speed at the soon to be squashed Lowlight...
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..and cut the most "God Awful" fart imaginable, almost inhuman it was! It echoed off Thunder Mountain and stopped the stampeding cartoons in their tracks. Lowlight took this brief window of opportunity to……..
..and cut the most "God Awful" fart imaginable, almost inhuman it was! It echoed off Thunder Mountain and stopped the stampeding cartoons in their tracks. Lowlight took this brief window of opportunity to……..
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Dragged "Minnie mouse" into the old icecream parlor, as he was about to place his hand onto her right thigh, her dress fell to the floor and to his surpise she was really a,........
Dragged "Minnie mouse" into the old icecream parlor, as he was about to place his hand onto her right thigh, her dress fell to the floor and to his surpise she was really a,........
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....transgender mouse. "Just my kinda mouse," he thought to himself as....
....transgender mouse. "Just my kinda mouse," he thought to himself as....
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He whipped out his............
He whipped out his............
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..string cheese, Minney Mouse gasped in amazement "why that's the smallest string cheese I have ever seen" she said. With a grin on his face Lowlight quickly replied " yea, and it's a bit premature too!" Just as he was about to feed the mouse the cheese Goofy yells out......
..string cheese, Minney Mouse gasped in amazement "why that's the smallest string cheese I have ever seen" she said. With a grin on his face Lowlight quickly replied " yea, and it's a bit premature too!" Just as he was about to feed the mouse the cheese Goofy yells out......
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lackanookie syndrome.
<span style="font-style: italic">Someone deleted a passage and screwed the story line!</span>
lackanookie syndrome.
<span style="font-style: italic">Someone deleted a passage and screwed the story line!</span>
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Dawn disappeared with the remaining beer, leaving us ....
Dawn disappeared with the remaining beer, leaving us ....
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leaving us with a huge case of the beer farts, and hershey squirts..........
leaving us with a huge case of the beer farts, and hershey squirts..........
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Ahhhh Thank Goodness for those........
Ahhhh Thank Goodness for those........
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..."My Big Fat Obnoxious...
..."My Big Fat Obnoxious...
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Mother-in-law!!!!!!
Mother-in-law!!!!!!
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