Crime pays poorly and even seems downright expensive ...

[Veer_G]

The real punchline is in the linked article.

Robbed of his own gun, Philly bandit returns with accomplice

Maybe they should try a "Newports for Guns" buyback instead of handing out coupons for sneakers and groceries?

 

[CMH]

He had to make a return trip just to break even.

 

[Veer_G]

It's all about the ROI, baby ...