Dad bought a Lie Detector... :o)

[michael sr.]

Lie Detector


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A man buys a lie detector test that slaps people when they lie. he decides to test it on his son at dinner.



DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school? *ROBOT SLAPS SON*
SON: Okay! I went to see a movie.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story...*ROBOT SLAPS SON*
SON: Okay! it was a Day With A Pornstar.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didnt even know what porn was! *ROBOT SLAPS DAD*
MOM: HAHA! He is definitely your son! *ROBOT SLAPS MOM*

 

[High Binder]

Re: Dad bought a Lie Detector... )

Haha that's pretty good ::ROBOT SLAPS HIGH BINDER::

 

[Maggot]

Re: Dad bought a Lie Detector... )

Thank you.

 

[dmdakota]

Re: Dad bought a Lie Detector... )

Thats some good stuff right there.

 

[Nostradumbass]

Re: Dad bought a Lie Detector... )

Very funny, and just as I thought.....nothing good comes from a lie detector!

 

[BALLISTIC]

Re: Dad bought a Lie Detector... )

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Haha that's pretty good ::ROBOT SLAPS HIGH BINDER:: </div></div>

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