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jon, u just created a very queezy feeling in my stomach
jon, u just created a very queezy feeling in my stomach
Maggie’s forum length
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those are definately lady-hips
those are definately lady-hips
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I don't think its all BS, but we will see.
This should make up for it.
I don't think its all BS, but we will see.
This should make up for it.
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Those are fun to ride, however don't forget to hang on tightly! You could break something.
Those are fun to ride, however don't forget to hang on tightly! You could break something.
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yes!
yes!
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ATV??? What ATV ???
I cant see an ATV.......
I Love this thread
308Panther
ATV??? What ATV ???
I cant see an ATV.......
I Love this thread
308Panther
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I'd love to take that for a test run, but I had better check with the wife first.
I'd love to take that for a test run, but I had better check with the wife first.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TeppoKa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HotIce</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: X2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Just DAMN!
</div></div>
Funny I was thinking the same thing </div></div>
Funny thing is that a chick with a dick
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TeppoKa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HotIce</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: X2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Just DAMN!
</div></div>
Funny I was thinking the same thing </div></div>
Funny thing is that a chick with a dick
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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed.
When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed.
When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Badd Kharma</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TeppoKa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HotIce</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: X2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>
Just DAMN!
</div></div>
Funny I was thinking the same thing </div></div>
Funny thing is that a chick with a dick </div></div>
I'm almost afraid to ask, but how do you know?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Badd Kharma</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TeppoKa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HotIce</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: X2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Just DAMN!
</div></div>
Funny I was thinking the same thing </div></div>
Funny thing is that a chick with a dick </div></div>
I'm almost afraid to ask, but how do you know?
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Oh dear God this link is still alive?
Oh dear God this link is still alive?
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.....and so it begins.
.....and so it begins.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: silent warrior</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How long will a forum stay posted. Just curious. </div></div>
Where is you?
No need to remain silent.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: silent warrior</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How long will a forum stay posted. Just curious. </div></div>
Where is you?
No need to remain silent.
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lets hear it for the LA Guns...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qmYt0e88ANo&mode=related&search=
lets hear it for the LA Guns...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qmYt0e88ANo&mode=related&search=
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: vwhugger</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: silent warrior</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How long will a forum stay posted. Just curious. </div></div>
Where is you?
No need to remain silent. </div></div>
According to his profile he hasn't posted since the day this was started.
I wonder why......?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: vwhugger</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: silent warrior</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How long will a forum stay posted. Just curious. </div></div>
Where is you?
No need to remain silent. </div></div>
According to his profile he hasn't posted since the day this was started.
I wonder why......?
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Can anyone see any bombs in the picture?
Can anyone see any bombs in the picture?
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She's sittin on a gold mine over there.
She's sittin on a gold mine over there.
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bet you she is not a Yankee's fan!!
bet you she is not a Yankee's fan!!
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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
just sitting around chatting. Suddenly, the Devil appeared at the front
of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the
church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his
pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
enemy was in his presence.
So the Devil walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" the Devil asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked the Devil.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?" persisted the Devil.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked the Devil.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, the Devil asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
just sitting around chatting. Suddenly, the Devil appeared at the front
of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the
church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his
pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
enemy was in his presence.
So the Devil walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" the Devil asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked the Devil.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?" persisted the Devil.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked the Devil.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, the Devil asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
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Got a heat seeking moisture missile for her...
Got a heat seeking moisture missile for her...
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Hope she ain't carryin an AD ID Card. We don't need that in the news.... LOL!
Having said that, I wanna know what unit she is in! Got a blank 4187 ready to go!
Hope she ain't carryin an AD ID Card. We don't need that in the news.... LOL!
Having said that, I wanna know what unit she is in! Got a blank 4187 ready to go!
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that picture says all i need to know about the search for weapons of mass destruction.....
that picture says all i need to know about the search for weapons of mass destruction.....
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>
> Subject: The Penis Asks for a Raise
>
> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
> I do physical labor.
> I work at great depths.
> I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
> I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> I work in a damp environment.
> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> I work in high temperatures.
> My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
> P. Niss
>
>
>
> The Response
>
>
>
>
> Dear Penis:
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
> the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
> You do not work 8 hours straight.
> You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay
> in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
> You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> order to start working.
> You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
>
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
> correct protective clothing.
> You may retire well before you are 65.
> You are unable to work double shifts.
> You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the
> assigned task.
> And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
> the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
>
> V. Gina
>
>
> Subject: The Penis Asks for a Raise
>
> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
> I do physical labor.
> I work at great depths.
> I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
> I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> I work in a damp environment.
> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> I work in high temperatures.
> My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
> P. Niss
>
>
>
> The Response
>
>
>
>
> Dear Penis:
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
> the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
> You do not work 8 hours straight.
> You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay
> in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
> You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> order to start working.
> You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
>
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
> correct protective clothing.
> You may retire well before you are 65.
> You are unable to work double shifts.
> You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the
> assigned task.
> And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
> the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
>
> V. Gina
>
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