Sitting in Vegas getting my swerve on before the end-of-times (why not do it in Sodom and Gemorahh). Actually bother to check my receipt (hey, I'm not The German after all) and see the labor surcharge below. Ask the waitress, who nailed it btw, does this go to you? Nope, she says, goes for "cleaning" or some such shit. Left her extra cash, and went 10% on the rest. I love Vegas, but "fuck Vegas".