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The Onanistic Philly Shimmy

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Beware of the Dildópony!
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Minuteman
Jun 15, 2008
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It just doesn't quite "ring," like "The Bristol Stomp," does it?

Man crashes, gets naked and onanistic

It's T-Bone — no bunny, no diaper, just a great ad for Toyota and its Camry model.

And yes, there's a video of it on both LiveLeak and Youtube under "Crown Fried Chicken."

When you start jumping up and down on public servants, ask yourself when you last had to deal with the likes of this.

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I think this falls more under an old line....."He who smelt it, dealt it." Who was the OP? Oh, it was you. Let the chips, or seed in this case, fall where they may. but wash them out of your beard.