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- The Bear Pit
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This is %$#@ing hilarious because when I was pretty new on the PD, one of my buddies got a call to a massive high-speed crash in town. Van had been going 90+ in a 40 zone and had lost control and flown for something like 150 feet before snapping off a power pole and then just tumbling and coming apart. The scene was absolutely covered with bloody meat... everywhere. Buddy rolls on scene and just calls for every ambulance, rescue, everything to respond now. Sitting in the pile of meat are three dazed Somali 20-somethings. Not a scratch. But looking right off the %$#@ing Banana Boat and totally in shock. Thrown clear of the vehicle. Which looked like it went through a chipper.
The bloody meat was Halal Goat. They had bought a bunch of goats at a farm about 10 miles North. That the %$&(ing state paid to put in a Halal Butchering Room... to serve useless Somali shitwads who came here in the early 1990's. These little pirates had been driving back to Burlington in their POS van... flat out... 90+ mph. With about 5 just-butchered goats in the back. When they lost control and turned their van into a flying machine... until it wasn't.
Fucking goat everywhere. Power down for half of town. The 'lawns' of a motel and a fishing place were just torn to crap. Place was like a slaughterhouse. Because it was. Fucking Somalis didn't have a scratch on them. They went full "Flying Maroney Brothers" out of the van (no seat belts) and walked away. Not even sure they got a ticket. Fucking Oompa Loompas.
Anyhoo... that news story is fucking awesome!
Sirhr