Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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And to think Cyrax was one of my favorite MK characters.
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Chance Wilkins steals EVERYTHING and tries to pass them off as his own original ideas and creations. That is the other reason why so many trolls fuck with him, because he steals their music, their logos, T-shirt designs etc. The main reason of course, is because he just cannot fucking stop messaging underage kids online and talking to them inappropriately. When that first happened on XBox Live, the trolls sent him a USB electric Kill Stick and the creep thought it was really full of pirated games like they told him, plugged it into his XBox and permanently bricked it. That was 2 years ago. Last month they sent him another Killstick concealed inside a $20 Walmart game controller and he bricked his second Xbox in the same fashion. Then came absolute savagery when the trolls hacked his PC and flooded it with viruses that froze his screen with gay porn every time he tried to access the Internet. Another person masquerading as a "computer expert" managed to get this mofo to delete the System 32 folder from his computer in the guise of helping him get rid of the viruses and now his PC is irreparably fucked too. All of this shit is fully documented with chapters covering each saga of the lulz.
Before MusicBizMarty passed away from a heroin OD he was literally shielding Chance from the other trolls while baiting him for rage and freakout content. Now that Marty is gone it is open season for the other goons to make his existence a living hell, and holy shit they are merciless but justified. Apparently somehow Ohio doesn't arrest pederasts if they did not arrange an actual meetup with a minor and that was how this motherfucker avoided charges just by skimming right under the radar, so if zapping all of his means of accessing the Web is the only way to keep him from messaging more kids, that is how the online watchdogs are going to do it...