So my wife says...

[Mike Casselton]

I cooked a huge breakfast this morning for everyone.
Rebecca was kind enough to do the cleanup chores.
I was sitting at the island finishing my coffee and reading the Hide while she was wiping out a tray that we cooked the bacon in.
We were talking about how the bacon fat would make her hands smooth and soften her cuticles.
She said that her hands smelled like bacon and remarked how much the cat loved bacon.

And then she said:
"I should go over to Tux and have him smell my fingers"

That's when she realized how it came out. We just looked at each other and grinned...


What has your wife or GF said lately that came out all wrong?

 

[bogeybrown]

Julie hasn't had a good one lately, but she sent me this list this morning:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerst...marriage-thing?utm_term=.bqY00NKdK#.jovvvOArA

It's social media posts from married couples talking about the "joys" of marriage, several of them are spot on.

 

[Veer_G]

Heard at the podiatrist's office the other day, from one receptionist to another:

"Yeah, we wound up eating each other's cheeseburgers. Well, I could have done without your cheese, thanks."

 

[WB300]

What has your wife or GF said lately that came out all wrong?

"I will love you, honor and cherish you, FORESAKING ALL OTHERS, till death do us part..."

Apparently i took it the wrong way and actually believed her.

 

[Veer_G]

So the wife went out on an errand yesterday to get the dog's meds, saying that she might make a few more stops.

I was thinking that she meant groceries.

She meant Coach Leather.

Of course, she couldn't decide between two aircraft-sized $XXX.[SUP]xx [/SUP]black leather laptop bags, so she bought both.

Rightly so, of course, because she needs flexibility of choice. Well, me too.

And that was when I said to myself, "Hell, yes, let's start that new build in time for spring. Why not?"

 

[Mike Casselton]

Veer,
remember, the rifle is expensive.
Part by part, not so much.

Reminds me of Johnny Cash's 57 Cadillac...

 

[Veer_G]

I should be happy that it wasn't Hermės.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Mike Casselton]

I should be happy that it wasn't Hermės.

If it had been, your new purchase could have been pretty much anything under 10k