Maggie’s Can you add to this?

rhinotalon · Apr 3, 2004

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He wished for a Higher BC 6.5 bullet, a six pack of bud, and a date with one of them Miller light Gals, but the Gennie was just...

SkaerE · Apr 4, 2004

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too busy trying to get it's groove on with...

NGM · Apr 5, 2004

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...a couple of locals from "Snipers Paradise" who were....

Finris · Apr 5, 2004

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reciving ABU ABU from the trunk monkey

Bravo 6 · Apr 5, 2004

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"What do you want for wish number 2?" said the Fairy. Low Light said "I want to be big..."

NGM · Apr 6, 2004

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..."Poof". He was 5 foot two inches and weighed 400 pounds. "NO! That is not what I meant." She informed him that he had to be more specific.

NLS36 · Apr 6, 2004

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So, for wish #3 Lowlight wished for....

Loe · Apr 7, 2004

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A british mini, with a pink paintjob, and lepord skin seats. So the genie said....

Red_SC · Apr 7, 2004

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"Ah HAH! You have requested the forbidden Mini! You get NOTHING! BWAAA, HAAAA, HAAAA!" Lowlight instantly found himself...

NLS36 · Apr 10, 2004

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...on 42nd street in NYC, holding...

Don Rutledge · Apr 10, 2004

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.... two Sniper Babe's with Big ....

Red_SC · Apr 12, 2004

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feet and red ....

Finris · Apr 13, 2004

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arm pit hair, that smelled like a freashly oiled

NLS36 · Apr 13, 2004

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...9mm Browning. Lowlight was so disgusted by the bad luck he had been having that he went into the nearest bar he could find. The old barmaid walked up to him stroking a tall tumbler. She had a soiled towel stuck in the front of her pants and the rest of her appearance didn't get any better. She was 25 pounds overweight and in need of a trip to the salon for a hair dye. Her eyes were blood shot and her teeth were yellow from four decades of smoking. She threw her leg up over his lap and....

Red_SC · Apr 14, 2004

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belched loudly. Her breath smelled strangely of ...

Froggy · Apr 14, 2004

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Alpo burger and Kitty cat litter as she cleared the bits from her

308SR90 · Apr 14, 2004

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furry patch of

Froggy · Apr 14, 2004

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Of chin hair, she looked lowlight in the eye and said

Don Rutledge · Apr 14, 2004

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... Say Sailor got a ....

308SR90 · Apr 14, 2004

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got a light then asked him for a :bandit:

Froggy · Apr 14, 2004

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A piece of ass, the sailor told him "if you wants sea food then you gots to go

NGM · Apr 15, 2004

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...to this place called the "Dungeon"...

Froggy · Apr 15, 2004

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They say it's dark and smelly there but the

SkaerE · Apr 17, 2004

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"But at least it smells better than your..."

Froggy · Apr 17, 2004

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Feet, as she fondled her

A10XRIFLE · Apr 19, 2004

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left earloab, all of a suddon Lowlights cell phone rang. Caller I.D. showed "Texas-Jim" Frank answered and said -

Froggy · Apr 19, 2004

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TJ that barbeque sauce you sent me rocks man licking his fingers and chops loudly in TJ's ear, Listen, you got to do something for me

SkaerE · Apr 20, 2004

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"I'm gonna be needing two pairs of petite pany hose, an extra large ballet tutu, one of those leather cordless drill holsters, 18'' of black water pipe, and a picture of Monica Lewinsky, and I need them ASAP because..."

NLS36 · Apr 20, 2004

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... The "Odessa Irregulars" are coming over too...

Red_SC · Apr 20, 2004

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"Eat some s'mores!" Lowlight got so excited he jumped up, dumping the barmaid in the floor. This attracted the attention of ...

Timberwolf · Apr 20, 2004

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the barmaid's boyfriend, who happened to be the bouncer. Upon seeing his girlfriend dumped on her butt he . . .

Don Rutledge · Apr 20, 2004

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... got Scared, cause LL was chewing on her ...

NGM · Apr 20, 2004

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...belated birthday present she had given him. He open it up to discover that it was...

Loe · Apr 20, 2004

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....A H&k 45, he turned to shoot and hit the man dead center, but what he hit him with was really and airsoft bb. He inspected the gun closer and it was an airsoft mock up. He droped the toy and......

Froggy · Apr 21, 2004

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Hocked a giant wad of big red juice right between the bouncers eyes, the bouncer...

Archie · Apr 21, 2004

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... turned into a thousand sparkley bits of light, and gently fell to earth.

Four seconds later the sound of...

SkaerE · Apr 22, 2004

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the bouncer's voice mysteriously boomed over the room...

"thanks a lot man, that felt lousey. in fact, that made me feel like a bag of smashed assholes. now you have unleashed my hidden power of..."

Red_SC · Apr 22, 2004

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flatulence,I shall ...

Froggy · Apr 22, 2004

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...show you the true meaning of my nick name FART MAN,in the wink of an eye he jumped into the air spun around and.....

NGM · Apr 22, 2004

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...and landed on the ground with a thump. He scrambled to his feet, looked around with slightly wild eyes. Suddenly a gnarled old figure loomed up in front him and...

Timberwolf · Apr 22, 2004

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grabbed the bouncer by the ears and in one swift motion bent him forward and with the speed of light went behind the stunned bouncer and shoved a cork up his raunchy butt. The gnarled old figure then proceeded to exclaim "Luke I'm your father . . . may the force be with you!" The bouncer then . . .

Red_SC · Apr 23, 2004

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Blew the cork out with a mighty bellow of pain. Choking and gagging, Lowlight managed to ...

Froggy · Apr 23, 2004

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....Dodged the cork with a Matrix like manuever, bending all the way backwards, in a reverse praying mantis like, Then all of a sudden a moan a groan, Oh!! shit.........

Archie · Apr 27, 2004

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happened!

Timberwolf · Apr 27, 2004

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Up from the rubble that used to be the bar arose . . .

NLS36 · May 2, 2004

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...Cross Eyed Mary. She had shown up looking for One Eyed Willy. He had loaned her...

SkaerE · May 2, 2004

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his venomous trouser snake which...

NGM · May 30, 2004

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...was smuggled in from Australia.

Fredo · May 31, 2004

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They both lost their train of thought for a second when they mistakened a man wearing a chrome sombrero flying an open cockpit cropduster for a UFO then they.......

KAZ · May 31, 2004

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started issuing purple hearts and silver stars to themselves and

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