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Maggie’s Goober and Cooter

rascaldog

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Mar 3, 2008
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Seems Stanley died in a firey crash. So the local coroner deided the best way to identify him was to get his 2 buddies to look at the body. So He calls them to come over.

First he takes Goober in to view the body. Goober looks at him and says he cant be sure, but if they can turn him over he should be able to tell. They do this and Goober says no this ain't Stanley.

Then he brings Cooter in. Same thing. So they turn him over again and he says no that aint Stanley.

So back in the coroners office he ask them how they can be sure. Thats easy they say, we always did everything with Stanley. And everywhere we went people always said here comes Stanley with them two assholes.