So..... two best friends, Bubs and Tubs are shooting out in the country at a range located on Tub's property. Tubs had recently built the 500 yard range within view of his new home. Come to find out Tubs had recently inherited a nice chunk of change and not only built the range and new home but acquired a trophy wife named Porsche, who was 15 years younger. Met her at the local gentlemens club which he was know to frequent.
On this particular day they are shooting at cans of Natty Light and jugs of sweet tea at 200 yards. Bubs had seen a car he didn't recognize roll into the driveway of Tubs home several minutes earlier. Upon swinging his rifle back to the house to take a peek he sees the new Mrs. Tubs being intimate with the local personal trainer at the gym that she frequents. They are on the back deck and going to town, both naked as jaybirds. Bubs spits out his chaw and informs Tubs of what is going on. Tubs is full of rage but can't handle looking at the actual act. So he informs Bubs to shoot em both right then and there with very specific instructions - "Shoot that damm trainer right in his privates and my lame brained wife right in her face so I don't have to look at her anymore."
Bubs takes the instruction to heart and settles in and scopes the targets. After about 5 seconds he chuckles and says the following to Tubs - " Hell, that will be easy. What you want me to do will only require one shot"
On this particular day they are shooting at cans of Natty Light and jugs of sweet tea at 200 yards. Bubs had seen a car he didn't recognize roll into the driveway of Tubs home several minutes earlier. Upon swinging his rifle back to the house to take a peek he sees the new Mrs. Tubs being intimate with the local personal trainer at the gym that she frequents. They are on the back deck and going to town, both naked as jaybirds. Bubs spits out his chaw and informs Tubs of what is going on. Tubs is full of rage but can't handle looking at the actual act. So he informs Bubs to shoot em both right then and there with very specific instructions - "Shoot that damm trainer right in his privates and my lame brained wife right in her face so I don't have to look at her anymore."
Bubs takes the instruction to heart and settles in and scopes the targets. After about 5 seconds he chuckles and says the following to Tubs - " Hell, that will be easy. What you want me to do will only require one shot"
