If you were to (insert something obviously illegal or leading here) how would you do it?

[Bender]

This is definitely NOT (FBI, CIA, ATF.....Alphabeti here).

I would like to know how you would _____________ and after that you planned to __________ moving _________ to a safe place located at ___________ where your buddy named __________ is there to help you _________ your _________ to avoid detection from _________. Being successful performing __________ and then decide to celebrate by _________ with your close friends named ________, ___________, and your extra crazy friend named _____________ because he will do anything! The next day you plan to _________ because ________ never caught you, ___________ and your friend _________ never would tell that accomplishing _______ felt great because you never thought you could get away with __________.

please fill this out the best you can and email it back to [email protected]

thank you subjects er I mean friends!

 

[Blutroop]

I cannot comply as I lost my pen in a boating accident and cannot/ will not wear a mask.

 

[2ndamendfan]

Up a pigeon's ass.

 

[wh20crazy]

If you have young daughters, befriend the school bully.

 

[LaraCroft]

This is definitely NOT (FBI, CIA, ATF.....Alphabeti here).

I would like to know how you would _____________ and after that you planned to __________ moving _________ to a safe place located at ___________ where your buddy named __________ is there to help you _________ your _________ to avoid detection from _________. Being successful performing __________ and then decide to celebrate by _________ with your close friends named ________, ___________, and your extra crazy friend named _____________ because he will do anything! The next day you plan to _________ because ________ never caught you, ___________ and your friend _________ never would tell that accomplishing _______ felt great because you never thought you could get away with __________.

please fill this out the best you can and email it back to [email protected]

thank you subjects er I mean friends!

OMG its mad libs style I love it and I haven't even read it yet

 

[OldSalty2]

ROFL....

HOF.

 

[Rthur]

Illegally.

R

 

[LaraCroft]

OMG I read it and it is even better

 

[Alphatreedog]

Every answer is Potato. Except for the two that are Penis .

 

[Supersubes]

Is this still available?

 

[isofahunter]

I would post it on the internet and ask others what they "might do" so I could hone my plan to a razors edge.

 

[hafejd30]

I would like to know how you would masturbate and after that you planned to taste your own sperm and moving out of your moms basement to a safe place located at your moms new house basement where your buddy named bender is there to help you move your massive porn stash to avoid detection from your mom. Being successful performing oral sex on yourself and then decide to celebrate by jerking off with your close friends named bender and your extra crazy friend named Joe Biden because he will do anything! The next day you plan to drink 40s because Benders mom never caught you jerking off to pictures of her and your friend bender never would tell that accomplishing his ultimate kink felt great because you never thought you could get away with raping a bunch of pigeons at the local park.

 

[Soulezoo]

I'd ask OJ....

 

[theLBC]

I've decided to classify everything as "reproductive rights" and so i am exempt from any gun laws.
since they call baby killing "exercising their reproductive rights", i think anything can be called that.

 

[uffduh]

I'm reporting this thread so it gets locked before I've had enough bourbon to fill it in!

 

[OldSalty2]

Learn from the best.

I would like to know how you would _______redacted______ and after that you planned to ______redacted____ moving ______redacted___ to a safe place located at ______redacted_____ where your buddy named _____redacted_____ is there to help you _____redacted__ your ____redacted_____ to avoid detection from ______redacted__. Being successful performing ____redacted______ and then decide to celebrate by ____redacted____ with your close friends named ___redacted_____, ______redacted____, and your extra crazy friend named ______"Pooh"_______ because he will do anything! The next day you plan to ______redacted___ because ___redacted_____ never caught you, ______redacted_____ and your friend ____"Cooter"_____ never would tell that accomplishing ___redacted____ felt great because you never thought you could get away with _____redacted_____.

 

[HiDesertELR]

I sent the email, came back undeliverable... WTF?

 

[Bender]

I sent the email, came back undeliverable... WTF?

That’s what they want you to think....

 

[Bender]

We (not a cop) are surprised by the lack of response to this.

 

[LaraCroft]

We (not a cop) are surprised by the lack of response to this.

Some of us are torn between laughing at this and slowly dying from the public school distance learning pains. Sorry.

 

[LaraCroft]

Some of us have zombie brains right about this stage of the pandemic

 

[Threadcutter308]

Very first thing I'd do ?

Keep whatever it was, a secret

 

[Bender]

Very first thing I'd do ?

Keep whatever it was, a secret

We have your browser history buddy.

 

[hafejd30]

We (not a cop) are surprised by the lack of response to this.

I would fill it in but it’s...ssssooooo llloooonnnggggg.....

Maybe a...

I have a ______ and routinely hide it in my ______

All you need is “finger” and “Anus” and your done

 

[theLBC]

We (not a cop) are surprised by the lack of response to this.

 

[VA-Varminter]

I would like to know how you would gauge the boner-killing effect on your fellow PRS buddies if they saw you using a $100 bipod vs a $400 bipod, and after that you planned to start moving your cheap fucking bipod to a safe place located at your mom's basement where your buddy named Francis is there to help you hide and to avoid detection from your clueless sponsors. Being successful performing low orbit felatio and then decide to celebrate by orgying with your close friends named Steve, Steve, and your extra crazy friend named Sapphire from Thailand because he will do anything! The next day you plan to buy more fucking overpriced overhyped gear to compensate for your poor shooting skills because your sponsors never caught you, Sapphire and your friend Steve never would tell that accomplishing dry double penetration felt great because you never thought you could get away with being another epic fucking elitist douche nozzle in a world already full of epic fucking elitist douche nozzles.

 

[rtB]

LOL, Every pit thread is about inserting something into someplace it wasn't supposed to be inserted.

 

[Ravenworks]

I would like to know how you would masturbate and after that you planned to taste your own sperm and moving out of your moms basement to a safe place located at your moms new house basement where your buddy named bender is there to help you move your massive porn stash to avoid detection from your mom. Being successful performing oral sex on yourself and then decide to celebrate by jerking off with your close friends named bender and your extra crazy friend named Joe Biden because he will do anything! The next day you plan to drink 40s because Benders mom never caught you jerking off to pictures of her and your friend bender never would tell that accomplishing his ultimate kink felt great because you never thought you could get away with raping a bunch of pigeons at the local park.

Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that you can blow yourself after some practice?
Wow, I could have saved 80 grand last year.

 

[Reverie Ranges]

This is definitely NOT (FBI, CIA, ATF.....Alphabeti here).

I would like to know how you would _____________ and after that you planned to __________ moving _________ to a safe place located at ___________ where your buddy named __________ is there to help you _________ your _________ to avoid detection from _________. Being successful performing __________ and then decide to celebrate by _________ with your close friends named ________, ___________, and your extra crazy friend named _____________ because he will do anything! The next day you plan to _________ because ________ never caught you, ___________ and your friend _________ never would tell that accomplishing _______ felt great because you never thought you could get away with __________.

please fill this out the best you can and email it back to [email protected]

thank you subjects er I mean friends!

I so want to fill this out for Hillary Clinton, but my brain power as lacking this evening; can you help her out?

 

[Disfunctional_Engineer]

This is definitely NOT (FBI, CIA, ATF.....Alphabeti here).

I would like to know how you would _____________ and after that you planned to __________ moving _________ to a safe place located at ___________ where your buddy named __________ is there to help you _________ your _________ to avoid detection from _________. Being successful performing __________ and then decide to celebrate by _________ with your close friends named ________, ___________, and your extra crazy friend named _____________ because he will do anything! The next day you plan to _________ because ________ never caught you, ___________ and your friend _________ never would tell that accomplishing _______ felt great because you never thought you could get away with __________.

please fill this out the best you can and email it back to [email protected]

thank you subjects er I mean friends!

I don't even need to madlib this, I'd just become a federally elected politician.

 

[Disfunctional_Engineer]

This is definitely NOT (FBI, CIA, ATF.....Alphabeti here).

I would like to know how you would delete your emails and after that you planned to wipe the hard drives moving them to a safe place located at the Kremlin where your buddy named Cheryl Mills is there to help you wipe your computer with a cloth to avoid detection from the few honest people left in the FBI. Being successful performing obstruction of justice and then decide to celebrate by flying to pedo island with your close friends named Bill, Jeffery, and your extra crazy friend named Harvey because he will do anything! The next day you plan to have Seth Rich "robbed" because the feds never caught you, Bill and your friend Harvey never would tell that accomplishing the fleecing America felt great because you never thought you could get away with using the Clinton Foundation to funnel money.

please fill this out the best you can and email it back to [email protected]

thank you subjects er I mean friends!

 

[hlee]

This is definitely NOT (FBI, CIA, ATF.....Alphabeti here).

I would like to know how you would __(something obviously illegal- verb)___ and after that you planned to __(verb)____ moving ___(noun)___ to a safe place located at ___(place)____ where your buddy named __(proper noun)__ is there to help you __(something obviously illegal- verb)___ your __(noun)__to avoid detection from __(government agency)__. Being successful performing __(something obviously illegal- verb)___ and then decide to celebrate by __(present participle)__ with your close friends named __(proper noun)__, __(proper noun)__, and your extra crazy friend named __(proper noun)__ because he will do anything! The next day you plan to __(verb)___ because __(government agency)___ never caught you, __(proper noun)__ and your friend __(proper noun)__never would tell that accomplishing __(something obviously illegal- verb)__ felt great because you never thought you could get away with __(something obviously illegal- verb)___.

please fill this out the best you can and email it back to [email protected]

thank you subjects er I mean friends!

Fixed, Mad Libs Bear Pit Edition...

 

[madppcs]

This is golden

 

[Disfunctional_Engineer]

Fixed, Mad Libs Bear Pit Edition...

Who are you yo presume their nouns?

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

 

[hlee]

Who are you yo presume their nouns?

Well, I’m no Veer_G , but...

Noun- person, place or thing
Proper Noun- name of a specific noun like; Bill, the Empire State Building, or Texas.

Did you mean pronoun? Like him, her, he, she, it, they, them? I didn’t.

 

[theLBC]

step 1: get rich
step 2: get video of powerful people with little girls and boys
step 3: do whatever the fuck i want.

was the death of hillary's friend (who didn't kill himself) one of the reasons declass has finally started and shit is starting to come out?
did somebody lose their leverage?

 

[Alphatreedog]

This is definitely NOT (FBI, CIA, ATF.....Alphabeti here).

I would like to know how you would ____Sleep_________ and after that you planned to __fart________ moving ___nipples______ to a safe place located at __mom's_________ where your buddy named __Daryl________ is there to help you ___eat______ your ___pudding______ to avoid detection from ___Mom______. Being successful performing ____felatio______ and then decide to celebrate by ____masterbating_____ with your close friends named ___Daryl_____, ____his brother Daryl_______, and your extra crazy friend named ____his other brother Daryl_________ because he will do anything! The next day you plan to __plax xbox_______ because ___Mom_____ never caught you, __spankin_________ and your friend __Daryl_______ never would tell that accomplishing ___a circle jerk____ felt great because you never thought you could get away with ___such homo erotica ._______.

please fill this out the best you can and email it back to [email protected]

thank you subjects er I mean friends!