But what about the children? Think of the children! Where the fuck is this neighborhood, Mogadishu?
If pissing your neighbors off results in a threat to your crotchfruit, you need more than an HOA. You need an A10 Warthog to do some strafing runs.
So linear
No, but if I went through what that guy who dared to put a little frog lawn ornament up went through, I wouldn’t piss on fire to put those people out.
Obvious burst water pipe? I could call, but I’m charging my phone.
Stupid crotch fruit is wondering around because accidentally got locked out of the house, oh well kids like camping.
Most kids are just going to grow up to be like the parents.
It’s a odd pre programmed thing, many folks are all about offspring still in gestation, or while VERY young, but some pre teen inner city kid they’ll toss in jail without batting a eye.
Think it’s a reaffirmation of group identity, until the offspring have enough features that they can be viewed as coming from the other tribe, they must be protected. Ether way, honestly I never viewed children in some crazy god like way, in many ways a child is much more replaceable when compared to a man established in his trade.
Just funny when someone jumps into crippling debt for a house for their kids, only to make war with the neighborhood, and crap all over their own kids development when given a chance to teach them about why a little clay frog isn’t a big fucking deal.