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Better that than getting your cock snipped off.........
I liked a few of the Disney movies my 5 year old watches, including Moana. 
I own two Savage rifles that I bought back when I only had hunting rifles. We were all young once, right? I have not bought another since being on the hide though.
I was loading up a bunch of trash that needed to go to the dump in the back of my new pickup. I had one last thing to load and I was done. A metal pipe about 6 ft long. I found the perfect spot to slide this pipe in so I shoved it in....right through the back glass of said truck. Lol 
Women have always said that I'm "the perfect size".
We all know what that means.
We all know what that means.
I was in a bar in Ak and a shot of whiskey went down wrong. I knew the bathroom was too far away. So the logical choice of course was that there would be a garbage can in the kitchen. I burst into the kitchen and sure enough there was a blue residential size garbage can with a lidThat uses the handle for the hinge. I flung the lid open and started barfing. I noticed the cook is looking at me pissed. I looked down and I had just barfed into their tortilla chip in.
Whoops
Whoops
@clcustom1911 - you best keep a nice little IFAK on you at all tiMes!! Be sure to have a 10g, as I am sure she will go for a lung!!
Remember that Pneumospike you couldnt locate???
I think in TX, that sign means he gets to stab her with his pickle. Pretty certain.
And I bet he did....
Remember that Pneumospike you couldnt locate???
I think in TX, that sign means he gets to stab her with his pickle. Pretty certain.
And I bet he did....
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I discovered Jim Beam and coke zero is a great combo. I bought one ounce bottles of Jack, Crown, etc and did a taste test Jim Beam won
Jim Beam and A&W Root Beer go damn good together also. There is my little know embarrassing fact. I prefer single malts and good cigars, but when slumming nothing beats Beam and A&W.
Didn't know it at the time but I drank beer with a serial killer when i was at Bragg. Ronald Grey , He was a cook in our chow hall and i gave him a ride to his place off post and hung out for a few hours. Glad I wasn't his typical type of victim.
I have a Palmetto State Armory tattoo on my lower back.
Prove it
I have a Poverty Pony lower with a 7.5" PSA upper that is my favorite pew, pew.
Not my favorite gun, but it's a ton of fun to shoot that loud assed thing.
Not my favorite gun, but it's a ton of fun to shoot that loud assed thing.
Also, I sometimes go to hospitals and put half eaten sandwiches into the hands of coma patients.. to give their families hope.
Seen the inside of a jail cell 6 times by age of 16..?
Definitely wasnt never no democrat tho
Definitely wasnt never no democrat tho
Give the bf something to read? ;-)
Oh, wait, I thought you said Spikes Tactical.
Never mind.
Sirhr
What did he order for appetizers? Finger sandwiches? Head cheese? Five guys?
Sirhr
At a D-1 school? Good times tossing Size 3 girls in the air
Or at a D-3 school? Not so good times...tossing Rosie O’Donnel in the air...
I hate to admit I like old Jimmy drinking it now with some coke zero while I look at gun and motorcross porn, reloading info, lady porn, and Tatum report its like a better version of the Drudge report imho lol. I am all over the place
I was High School class of 75, George Russell was class of 76, except, he washed out.
Martin Pang was class of 74 and lived about a mile away. I well knew of him/his antics when I was growing up. None of what he did came as any surprise to those that knew him.
Martin Pang: Burning Man | Seattle Weekly
A convicted arsonist's "new evidence" throws gas on a deadly fire.
www.seattleweekly.com Interestingly enough, my Wife and I met Walt Kilgore's (Firefighter) Widow through other mutual friends completely by chance/coincidence. We would occasionally socialize with each other. She's a very nice lady. I have never even thought of bringing up the subject of my familiarity with Pang. She already knows far more than she should about him.
Of course, then there's Gary Ridgeway and Ted Bundy. I used to go to Lake Sammamish State Park where Bundy got his start. But, no other connection, other than being Seattle/Puget Sound located.
What a great thread. I will go. I went on a drunken float trip down a river in the...Midwest. Afterwards, in a stupor on the couch, I was for some reason innocently picking my butt/nether regions just kind of exploring I guess. In the midst of my exploration I discovered some type of unknown substance and wondered "when the hell did I sit on a gummy bear, and why is it in my taint?". I removed the culprit and took a glance. To my surprise, and horror, was an engorged bloody leach that had been feasting on my taint blood for who knows how long. I am not so embarrassed about the butt picking, but the scream I let out after I discovered what it was could easily have been mistaken for a 10 year old girl. I guess I discovered my true terror scream that day, hopefully no one but me ever has to hear that again.
I was High School class of 75, George Russell was class of 76, except, he washed out.
Martin Pang was class of 74 and lived about a mile away. I well knew of him/his antics when I was growing up. None of what he did came as any surprise to those that knew him.
Martin Pang: Burning Man | Seattle Weekly
A convicted arsonist's "new evidence" throws gas on a deadly fire.
Interestingly enough, my Wife and I met Walt Kilgore's (Firefighter) Widow through other mutual friends completely by chance/coincidence. We would occasionally socialize with each other. She's a very nice lady. I have never even thought of bringing up the subject of my familiarity with Pang. She already knows far more than she should about him.
Of course, then there's Gary Ridgeway and Ted Bundy. I used to go to Lake Sammamish State Park where Bundy got his start. But, no other connection, other than being Seattle/Puget Sound located.
Must not post!!!! Stay strong!!! Deny deny deny!!
I'm sure this will be a shock to you all. When I was in 6th grade I pissed myself on stage in front of my whole school during an award ceremony and to add insult to injury when I ran off stage as it was happening, I slipped and fell down the stairs.
I like a lil cream in my coffee and a sweet & low. 
Well, I would hope so!!!!
just a visit or is she thinking of ditching the libs and moving too?
usually time apart gives clarity one way or the other.
Anyways, back to funny stories besides the muscled stud laying pipe before getting stabbed!
just a visit or is she thinking of ditching the libs and moving too?
usually time apart gives clarity one way or the other.
Anyways, back to funny stories besides the muscled stud laying pipe before getting stabbed!
Well if you are still unsure about stabby stabby, here is a sure fire, can't fail test...
The next time you are out with her, when an attractive woman passes by, sort of under your breath- but where she can still hear you- say "esta bien." If she is Mexican, she will understand. If she is stabby, you'll know...
The next time you are out with her, when an attractive woman passes by, sort of under your breath- but where she can still hear you- say "esta bien." If she is Mexican, she will understand. If she is stabby, you'll know...
We used to give him shit in the chow line like good grunts do to cooks and ask him if he was serving us those girls that were getting wacked. Then they busted him and we all thought he could have been. lol
....you look like the love child of John Cena and Buddy Holly ....
All the way up or all the way down that 2/3 way up shit will get you every time
I like a lil cream in my coffee and a sweet & low.
My coffee to cream ratio is bordering 50/50.
The only way I can do that ratio is by having a cortadito. Or two...
I nailed every not on Mississippi Queen at Chuck E Cheese HELL ON EARTH dropped the guitar and walked away with token begging kids in aweWe already thanked you with that Bag O Dicks .
I rock an Anderson lower supporting a Noveske upper.
I drink Pinot Noir.
I drink Pinot Noir.
I like the color pink
Think about it...
Think about it...
looks mail order but whatever floats your boat....
Well, now you’ve shocked us.
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