This definitely sucks. Submarine lost.

[johnnycat]

 

[Ronws]

Guessing they have nothing pressing to do these days…….

True but they do like their clothing pressed.

 

[Longshot231]

Resurrecting old songs like resurrecting old threads; we now pause our regularly scheduled program for this musical interlude.

 

[ironman56]

Resurrecting old songs like resurrecting old threads; we now pause our regularly scheduled program for this musical interlude.

Ahh,haaaaaaa.

 

[Im2bent]

Ahh,haaaaaaa.

Yeah no shit 30 seconds of that I was hoping my head would implode to make it stop.

 

[Ronws]

Yeah no shit 30 seconds of that I was hoping my head would implode to make it stop.

If you were aboard the sub, your head would have imploded.

 

[JoshPutman]

It's too bad they didn't paint the sub yellow. They would have lived.

 

[Ronws]

It's too bad they didn't paint the sub yellow. They would have lived.

This is possibly true. Are you trying to say that we all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine?

 

[Mike Casselton]

It's too bad they didn't paint the sub yellow. They would have lived.

Sing it this way:

We all died in a carbon submarine, a carbon submarine...

 

[NoDopes]

This is possibly true. Are you trying to say that we all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine?

He's saying the color yellow reflects the light spectrum actually responsible for a majority of the pressure at depth. The female engineering team wanted to paint it in rainbow colors which would have also worked, but Stockton insisted on white. His subconscious racial bias was likely the main cause for their ultimate demise.

 

[BCP]

Sing it this way:

We all died in a carbon submarine, a carbon submarine...

Already got done a buncha pages ago

In the town of Everett Washington
Lived a man named Stockton Rush
And he told us of his dream
Of a carbon fiber submarine
So we paid our 250 grand
'Twas on a boat we left the land
And went beneath the waves
In our carbon fiber submarine

We all died in a carbon fiber submarine
Carbon fiber submarine, carbon fiber submarine
We all died in a carbon fiber submarine
Carbon fiber submarine, carbon fiber submarine

 

[Mike Casselton]

Already got done a buncha pages ago

In the town of Everett Washington
Lived a man named Stockton Rush
And he told us of his dream
Of a carbon fiber submarine
So we paid our 250 grand
'Twas on a boat we left the land
And went beneath the waves
In our carbon fiber submarine

We all died in a carbon fiber submarine
Carbon fiber submarine, carbon fiber submarine
We all died in a carbon fiber submarine
Carbon fiber submarine, carbon fiber submarine

Now that you mention it, I do remember reading that.

However, you gotta remove the word fiber. It throws off the flow of the shitty Beatles song.

 

[LeftyJason]

Too bad it's not deep enough and hot enough to become a diamond submarine. Then they mightve survived.

 

[Im2bent]

He's saying the color yellow reflects the light spectrum actually responsible for a majority of the pressure at depth. The female engineering team wanted to paint it in rainbow colors which would have also worked, but Stockton insisted on white. His subconscious racial bias was likely the main cause for their ultimate demise.

So it was that damn toxic white male privilege that caused this.

 

[Longshot231]

He's saying the color yellow reflects the light spectrum actually responsible for a majority of the pressure at depth. The female engineering team wanted to paint it in rainbow colors which would have also worked, but Stockton insisted on white. His subconscious racial bias was likely the main cause for their ultimate demise.

So it was that damn toxic white male privilege that caused this.

He was doing everything on the cheap. Rainbow colors would have cost more because of more colors. White was cheaper and lass labor-intensive to apply.

 

[101st]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Ronws]

The crew just reported finding the missing construction workers from the Key Bridge in Baltimore.

 

[pmclaine]

 

[RUTGERS95]

I feel bad for the son who didn't want to go. Stupidity and hubris caused this but still, the kid was just that

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Was it full of billionaires on the way to visit a shipwreck?

Cheers,

Sirhr

PS. Backstory? Vacuum pump went a bit crazy? Those trucks aren't made for a vacuum!

^^^ My bad. That is a vacuum truck? Didn't know such things existed. Not made for 'that much' vacuum! Apparently!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Before hitting play FAST FORWARD TO 9 Minutes.... or you will be cursing after the first 5!



Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

^That shows even more how fast this happened. The beat of a heart or the blink of an eye is an eternity compared to how fast the crew became soup du jour.

 

[Makinchips208]

 

[Ronws]

Takes some guts to float a joke like that.

 

[isofahunter]

I thought this thread would have settled to the bottom by now.

 

[babyguppy]

I thought this thread would have settled to the bottom by now.

You're crushing it!!

 

[HPIguy]

I'm really glad this thread resurfaces from time to time.

 

[Makinchips208]

It’s like trying to drown a batch of kittens, they keep popping up.

 

[Longshot231]

It would be easier to pet a lion fish than to keep this thread from resurfacing.

 

[Ronws]

It’s like trying to drown a batch of kittens, they keep popping up.

That is because the kittens lack the weight of hubris of the Titan crew.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Can't keep a good man down.

Well, not that there were any on the sub.

But good, bad... everyone can rise to the occasion.

Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

Unlike the sub, our senses of humor are buoyant.

 

[Fig]

Deep down this thread makes some people's heads implode.

 

[Longshot231]

Unlike the sub, our senses of humor are buoyant.

Oh yeah! Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Ronws]

I think the crew were people of good taste. But a side of hush puppies and a dish of tartar sauce really do help.

 

[Im2bent]

This thread is like whack a mole it just keeps coming up

 

[pmclaine]

Really?

 

[Jscb1b]

Up from the dead.

 

[Rthur]

Davey Jones called and wants you to get the retards outa his AO.

R

 

[NoDopes]

Pit, reaching new lows.

 

[RUTGERS95]

Pit, reaching new lows.

touche

 

[Jscb1b]

This tread cracks me up.

 

[isofahunter]

This tread cracks me up.

The depths we have sunk to are crushing for all.

 

[Basher]

Pit, reaching new lows.

I kinda feel like Pit is the lowest of lows, and the challenge is to see how many threads we can drag down to our level… (somehow quoted from page one the first time!)

 

[NoDopes]

(somehow quoted from page one the first time!)

A shockwave heard around the world. Twice.

 

[LeftyJason]

There is a bright spot in the depths of these dark times. They probably sonoluminessed.

 

[vh20]

This thread is like whack a mole it just keeps coming up

You can see that cat is not declawed. All I can think of when watching it is that he is lucky that cat is very gentle. A sliced-open finger pad is ridiculously painful.

 

[Makinchips208]

it will show up in china 6 months from now the new owner will not want to give it back . it was not lost just relocated the navy is doing good with ships being run upon the land and ships sunk ( or stolen ) .

you were wrong.