- Thread starter Boxkicker
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I hate those toilets, especially on international flights from parts unknown. You know exactly how that bathroom is going to fare when the stewardess walks down the aisle spraying cans of deodorizer after whatever country’s finest and most “educated” is seated. It’s a literal shit show. And your stuff gets stolen when you go to take a piss. 12+ hours of misery. Even first class looks like someone dumped garbage everywhere.
It’s called a chastity cage
Wrong color.
That's because you haven't used it yet, it'll stain darker
You just need to use the secret TSA access code. If you can keep this low key, just say the name of DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas’girlfriend while traversing security:
“Anna Aire-Hobby”
Guaranteed fast efficient treatment with security and you won’t have to carry.
“Anna Aire-Hobby”
Guaranteed fast efficient treatment with security and you won’t have to carry.
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- Nov 3, 2010
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Just saying
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Inmate who smuggled gun in her vagina sentenced to 10 years in prison
A Missouri woman who smuggled a gun into a county jail by hiding it in her vagina was sentenced to a decade behind bars, a report said. Amy Wilhite, 39, had pleaded guilty to sneaking the 4-inch re…
nypost.com 
i smuggled a vagina on a plane as a weapon against suicidal incels.
If she has high heels so much better. A stiletto to the head would HURT!
I’ve been laughing at this harder than I should be for an hour…
And here I thought tuna gun meant a speargun......Just saying
Inmate who smuggled gun in her vagina sentenced to 10 years in prison
A Missouri woman who smuggled a gun into a county jail by hiding it in her vagina was sentenced to a decade behind bars, a report said. Amy Wilhite, 39, had pleaded guilty to sneaking the 4-inch re…
So you gonna come back to this shit show you started or just hide in the back of the airplane with your sock batteries?
@Boxkicker
@Boxkicker
Terry's got him
I'd take off my thong and choke someone out to save a flight
You bring up an interesting point. What kind of socks? If it's those ankle socks you have no reach. Old school knee high socks are probably no longer available. What about lederhosen you could do some damage with those straps.
Hey don’t even try to put that on me. I threw a thought out there and while there were a couple of normal answers, it seems a large portion of this websites residents are into butt stuff. Not even normal but stuff either just weird shit. The other half seem to believe government is interested in them personally which it probably is I can neither confirm nor deny, but I mean continuously saying it out loud it’s just kind of odd.
Doesn’t sound like something I’d say. Interesting that you had that picture readily available though.
Don't be shy, this is a judgment free zone. You don't have to lie.
TMI bro.
Oh, and congratulations, your first quote rape.
How nice.
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well, at least it's not a 1911Just saying
Inmate who smuggled gun in her vagina sentenced to 10 years in prison
A Missouri woman who smuggled a gun into a county jail by hiding it in her vagina was sentenced to a decade behind bars, a report said. Amy Wilhite, 39, had pleaded guilty to sneaking the 4-inch re…
Dude! Do you even "Die Hard?"
Kudos to the OP. He is fast with an edit. Probably choked on whatever was in his mouth when he realized what he actually typed.
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