Don't fly Spirit and you don't need prison yard tools
Here I'm a 1K Premier flyer and my biggest worry is regarding my iPad charge and which headphones are the most comfortable
What are you all doing at the back of the bus ?
I hate those toilets, especially on international flights from parts unknown. You know exactly how that bathroom is going to fare when the stewardess walks down the aisle spraying cans of deodorizer after whatever country’s finest and most “educated” is seated. It’s a literal shit show. And your stuff gets stolen when you go to take a piss. 12+ hours of misery. Even first class looks like someone dumped garbage everywhere.I just gotta straddle the seat. Kind of like taking a dump on the other side of the world.
Although, it does help to take one leg out of your pants. It keeps you from shitting on your skivvies.
Trying to light the fuse for the counterfeit PE shoved up our ass and dig the fecal matter out of the trigger of our Glock, while some german dude is vigorously beating his meat with a flesh lite.
Then some ass hole molly whopped us with a sock full of batteries.
Bad experiences using the anal cavity, long story short. PE shaped like a dildo which wasn't that bad, when the fuse was lit I got a nasty burn on the anus from the fuse . Turns out the dude sold me Play Dough, and now I'm on the no fly list.
Does she put a trigger lock on it as well?Only weapon I take on a plane is the big one in my pants, but my wife makes sure its fully unloaded before I leave the house.
It’s called a chastity cageDoes she put a trigger lock on it as well?
Hopefully not one of those "Cable down the barrel" type locks...It’s called a chastity cage
Wrong color.
That's because you haven't used it yet, it'll stain darkerWrong color.
If she has high heels so much better. A stiletto to the head would HURT!i smuggled a vagina on a plane as a weapon against suicidal incels.
I’ve been laughing at this harder than I should be for an hour…
I'm good at finding weird shit, or making weird shitI’ve been laughing at this harder than I should be for an hour…
And here I thought tuna gun meant a speargun......Just saying
Inmate who smuggled gun in her vagina sentenced to 10 years in prison
A Missouri woman who smuggled a gun into a county jail by hiding it in her vagina was sentenced to a decade behind bars, a report said. Amy Wilhite, 39, had pleaded guilty to sneaking the 4-inch re…nypost.com
Terry's got himSo you gonna come back to this shit show you started or just hide in the back of the airplane with your sock batteries?
@Boxkicker
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I'd take off my thong and choke someone out to save a flightJesus you guys are a riot.
Laptop charger has a four foot cord. At the end of it is a two pound weight. Smash and then garrot.
You bring up an interesting point. What kind of socks? If it's those ankle socks you have no reach. Old school knee high socks are probably no longer available. What about lederhosen you could do some damage with those straps.Jesus you guys are a riot.
Laptop charger has a four foot cord. At the end of it is a two pound weight. Smash and then garrot.
So you gonna come back to this shit show you started or just hide in the back of the airplane with your sock batteries?
@Boxkicker
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What? You said this was your bathroom.Hey don’t even try to put that on me. I threw a thought out there and while there were a couple of normal answers, it seems a large portion of this websites residents are into butt stuff. Not even normal but stuff either just weird shit. The other half seem to believe government is interested in them personally which it probably is I can neither confirm nor deny, but I mean continuously saying it out loud it’s just kind of odd.
Doesn’t sound like something I’d say. Interesting that you had that picture readily available though.What? You said this was your bathroom.
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Don't be shy, this is a judgment free zone. You don't have to lie.Doesn’t sound like something I’d say. Interesting that you had that picture readily available though.
TMI bro.Doesn’t sound like something I’d say. Interesting that you had that picture readily available though and while it does excite me, those implements seem quite a bit smaller than my usual fare.
well, at least it's not a 1911Just saying
Inmate who smuggled gun in her vagina sentenced to 10 years in prison
A Missouri woman who smuggled a gun into a county jail by hiding it in her vagina was sentenced to a decade behind bars, a report said. Amy Wilhite, 39, had pleaded guilty to sneaking the 4-inch re…nypost.com
Odd. Every "polymer" pistol I own has steel slides, barrels, trigger groups, and magazines. The ammo I load them with is brass or steel, and lead.
Doesn’t sound like something I’d say. Interesting that you had that picture readily available though.