Did you ever notice ?

If you drink right up to the point of blackout , stupidity , inability to type comprehendable.text . You ;
Get smarticle .
Have near 20 20 vision . Dead serious .
You talk like a Briitish Elder Statesman .
You still don't give a fuck .
@Bender fucks pigeons .
Purchase absurdly over priced ammo .
Decide I want more and black out .
Buy a NIB/all papers, Browning BDA/SIG P220, 1977 Vintage, .45 ACP and pay well in excess of what it’s realistically worth. Just because you’ve “always wanted one”....
 
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Try this: ride the Ambien walrus with adult beverages. When you wake up in your hotel room the next morning and slightly remember (while brushing your teeth) that you had a dream that the chair next to your bed was a toilet and the cushion was the lid you raised, only to find the evidence upon inspection. then you know you hit the limit.

Or when you find two left shoes in your kitchenette and all the beer is gone. The Walrus, he does like to party.

Some things are scarier than 20-20 vision.
 
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