Sorry for the delay. A few days ago, my laptop died and I had to get a new one. On of the casualties was my a hole certificate template. It's taken me a few hours and a regular desktop to get it ready, again.I better step up my asshole game then.
Anyway, to help with your asshole skills, it helps to have creds and documentation. Signed by me with my call sign, Senor Pendejo, AIC (Asshole In Charge.)
Both a pic and an attached PDF.