Now THIS is FUNNY!!!!

[Ronws]

I better step up my asshole game then.

Sorry for the delay. A few days ago, my laptop died and I had to get a new one. On of the casualties was my a hole certificate template. It's taken me a few hours and a regular desktop to get it ready, again.

Anyway, to help with your asshole skills, it helps to have creds and documentation. Signed by me with my call sign, Senor Pendejo, AIC (Asshole In Charge.)

Both a pic and an attached PDF.

 

[TheBigCountry]

Sorry for the delay. A few days ago, my laptop died and I had to get a new one. On of the casualties was my a hole certificate template. It's taken me a few hours and a regular desktop to get it ready, again.

Anyway, to help with your asshole skills, it helps to have creds and documentation. Signed by me with my call sign, Senor Pendejo, AIC (Asshole In Charge.)

Both a pic and an attached PDF.

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That’s DeathbyDiscount title

 

[roostercogburn98]

That’s DeathbyDiscount title

You leave my friend out of this

 

[Threadcutter308]

You leave my friend out of this

"Stockholm syndrome".

I was wrong. Therapy alone isn't going to cure this.

 

[roostercogburn98]

"Stockholm syndrome".

I was wrong. Therapy alone isn't going to cure this.

Maybe I can get a scrip to help ease my suffering. Seems to be the rage these days

 

[cas6969]

Today I learned, people still go to barfcom.

I was there today for quite a while! Google lead me there while searching for information about a truck engine of all things.

 

[Maser]

Sorry for the delay. A few days ago, my laptop died and I had to get a new one. On of the casualties was my a hole certificate template. It's taken me a few hours and a regular desktop to get it ready, again.

Anyway, to help with your asshole skills, it helps to have creds and documentation. Signed by me with my call sign, Senor Pendejo, AIC (Asshole In Charge.)

Both a pic and an attached PDF.

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Sr. Pendejo

 

[sirhrmechanic]

At least he didn’t accidentally delete the entire Motivational Picture Thread when it was in its prime!

Sirhr

 

[lash]

Maybe I can get a scrip to help ease my suffering. Seems to be the rage these days

May cause a bleedin’ ‘eart, desire to eat a bullet, continuous bloviating, inability to accept others’ opinions, compulsive denigration of others, messiah complex, piss in your cereal or anal bleeding upon dismount.

Ask your doctor about Fuckitol today.

 

[ggmanning]

Rob01 is widely known here in NC as a mean spririted ruffigan who openly walks on the feelings of others. It's about time he was called out on his behavior.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Rob01 is widely known here in NC as a mean spririted ruffigan who openly walks on the feelings of others. It's about time he was called out on his behavior.

I’d be mean to if I lived in that shitty part of the state

 

[Ronws]

Rob01 is widely known here in NC as a mean spririted ruffigan who openly walks on the feelings of others. It's about time he was called out on his behavior.

Usually when I trample or even do an Irish jig on the feelings of others, it is natural, not necessarily intentional, though it sometimes is.

As for my feelings, I have been called worse by people close to me. Most of my other feelings were burned out by decades of verbal repartee' with co-workers. If you look in the dictionary under the word "asshole," you will see my selfie, as well as a handful of other electricians.

And my last remaining feelings were surgically removed.

These are the things leading me to get my upgrade to complete asshole in 1999 from my friend, Lee, who was then the AIC. He passed away in 2005 from an instantly fatal heart attack. But his tutelage helped me refined my intentional skills of assholiness.