Sophomore in HS, super hot chick sitting in the front row and always wanted to ask her out. I go up in front of the class to get the test my teacher graded and while leaning over to get my test, my butt is right next to the head of the hot chick. We had tacos and beans for lunch that day.
Yeah, you guessed it.....right when I stretched out to get my test and my ass was right next to the hot chick, stunningly and uncontrollably, a gastrointestinal eruption of biblical proportions let loose with a fury of which I normally would have been quite proud, were I with my buddies. But alas, the hot chick got her hair parted with the vile, bean-laden wind from hell. Suffice it to say, she never went out with me.