Maggie’s The New Hot Girlfriend/Wife Thread

[powdahound76]

I would rather smart and sweet with some chub than a skinny bitch (you should meet my ex wife). She is constantly obsessed over her diet and looks emaciated. And isn't a pleasant woman to say the least

 

[gunjunkie45]

I would rather smart and sweet with some chub than a skinny bitch (you should meet my ex wife). She is constantly obsessed over her diet and looks emaciated. And isn't a pleasant woman to say the least

I have an older kid with the same woman. She's fucking terrible.

 

[Dirty D]

I would rather smart and sweet with some chub than a skinny bitch (you should meet my ex wife). She is constantly obsessed over her diet and looks emaciated. And isn't a pleasant woman to say the least

I'm trying to get rid of one just like that.

 

[P-Squared]

I'm trying to get rid of one just like that.

A lot of holes in the desert. Just sayin

 

[powdahound76]

Wait a minute.....

Arent you recently well practiced at this?

Best to you @Dirty D
Its a bear of a world at times.

I keep holding out for sweet. The rest of life is easier to handle if they are sweet at baseline.

 

[bigfug]

Isn't it awesome having great hair.

BTW, have your barber shave your ears...
Just sayin.

ha, I do that!

Wax em, lasts much longer.

 

[RUTGERS95]

Wax em, lasts much longer.

 

[srtsam]

Really.........that's what she said.View attachment 7628019

looks like one of them damn snakeheads

 

[Bender]

At our last elr match. Get away from that hairline shitView attachment 7628433

Soooo cute!

your girl looks good too I guess

 

[Dirty D]

Soooo cute!

your girl looks good too I guess

I wonder if she's jealous of @Geno C.'s purty mouth?

 

[Geno C.]

I wonder if she's jealous of @Geno C.'s purty mouth?

I guess if you’re into cat buttholes

 

[Choid]

I guess if you’re into cat buttholes

There are people who aren't?

 

[powdahound76]

Tip toucher tryna be funny???

 

[Choid]

Tip toucher tryna be funny???

Oh look, it's one of Mao's Red Guard. Did somebody steal your erection again?

 

[powdahound76]

Not Mao.
the mafia you fool.

Go shoot someones dog

 

[Choid]

Not Mao.
the mafia you fool.

Go shoot someones dog

I'm the last person who would shoot a dog, you have me confused with the other weirdo from my part of the woods, or as he would call it, my AO.

 

[Ken Burton]

At our last elr match. Get away from that hairline shitView attachment 7628433

NOW that's a PRETTY LADY, you're one lucky man

 

[Geno C.]

NOW that's a PRETTY LADY, you're one lucky man

Yessir, I am

 

[powdahound76]

I think @Geno C. is luckier than she is just pretty.

Lotta pretty ladies who arent cool like @Jamie C
Or she seems cool anyways.
they have a podcast and crack my ass up!!

 

[Geno C.]

Your ass didn’t already have a crack in it?! Wtf? I got a broken one from the start

 

[Dirty D]

I guess if you’re into cat buttholes

 

[Josh1978]

Ok I will play.

 

[Jamie C]

A gal that will go to long range matches with you is special. Great job. She’s kinda cute too, just don’t tell my wife that I said that.

@Geno C. now goes along to long range matches with me.

 

[ColinW]

more please

Okay, if you insist.....

My precious has got them full, new mom boobies

 

[JbBooks]

I miss my wife’s mom boobs, I want them back, but I think fake ones are cheaper in the long run, than the other way!

 

[texastonk]

bump

 

[Dirty D]

bump

You bumped without a pic

 

[BullGear]

 

[LeftyJason]

Another good one.

 

[akmike47]

Precision rifles and Precision hair. Still doing OK for 37
View attachment 7628176

This is the prettiest lady on here if we are all being honest

 

[Dirty D]

This is the prettiest lady on here if we are all being honest

#purtymouth

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

Hahaha

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

A professional foto

 

[akmike47]

I don’t care what she costs, I’m not kissing a Colombian hooker.

 

[brianf]

i hope thats a inside joke

 

[BullGear]

I don’t care what she costs, I’m not kissing a Colombian hooker.

Not cool....

 

[BLKWLFK9]

Not cool....

Go back a page or 2. These are ladies of the night in Columbia.

 

[akmike47]

People made it sound like she was before.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

If that's your thing, go to Jaco, Costa Rica. There are some nice ladies who can legally sell you sex and you won't have to deal with a pimp. Or at least in theory you shouldn't.

 

[RUTGERS95]

this thread just keeps getting better lol

 

[Dirty D]

I don’t care what she costs, I’m not kissing a Colombian hooker.

Damn dude! It’s OK to think it but not to post it.

 

[akmike47]

lmao "it's not disrespectful to share my girls nudes with the world, but you better not say anything to hurt my feelings"

 

[RUTGERS95]

Damn dude! It’s OK to think it but not to post it.

lol I don't know, I can see it both ways haha

 

[jamie]

My wifey.

 

[jamie]

One more for good measure.

 

[Dirty D]

lmao "it's not disrespectful to share my girls nudes with the world, but you better not say anything to hurt my feelings"

This is the NEW hot wives/girlfriends thread because LL nuked the old one over shit like this. LL will not hesitate to nuke this one from orbit and you have to ask yourself if you really want to be the one responsible?
It’s your towel party so choose wisely

 

[Choid]

I mean, they are hookers, right? Seems like good advice not to swap spit with one.