Maggie’s The New Hot Girlfriend/Wife Thread

[powdahound76]

yeah, but you told me she is cute as shit, really smart, and really sweet.


plus she is the mother of Hank and Gus!!! that's bonus points right there!!

 

[gunjunkie45]

yeah, but you told me she is cute as shit, really smart, and really sweet.


plus she is the mother of Hank and Gus!!! that's bonus points right there!!

All true. I can forgive the rest.

 

[powdahound76]

I would rather smart and sweet with some chub than a skinny bitch (you should meet my ex wife). She is constantly obsessed over her diet and looks emaciated. And isn't a pleasant woman to say the least

 

[gunjunkie45]

I would rather smart and sweet with some chub than a skinny bitch (you should meet my ex wife). She is constantly obsessed over her diet and looks emaciated. And isn't a pleasant woman to say the least

I have an older kid with the same woman. She's fucking terrible.

 

[Dirty D]

I would rather smart and sweet with some chub than a skinny bitch (you should meet my ex wife). She is constantly obsessed over her diet and looks emaciated. And isn't a pleasant woman to say the least

I'm trying to get rid of one just like that.

 

[P-Squared]

I'm trying to get rid of one just like that.

A lot of holes in the desert. Just sayin

 

[powdahound76]

Wait a minute.....

Arent you recently well practiced at this?

Best to you @Dirty D
Its a bear of a world at times.

I keep holding out for sweet. The rest of life is easier to handle if they are sweet at baseline.

 

[bigfug]

Isn't it awesome having great hair.

BTW, have your barber shave your ears...
Just sayin.

ha, I do that!

Wax em, lasts much longer.

 

[RUTGERS95]

Wax em, lasts much longer.

 

[srtsam]

Really.........that's what she said.View attachment 7628019

looks like one of them damn snakeheads

 

[Bender]

At our last elr match. Get away from that hairline shitView attachment 7628433

Soooo cute!

your girl looks good too I guess

 

[Dirty D]

Soooo cute!

your girl looks good too I guess

I wonder if she's jealous of @Geno C.'s purty mouth?

 

[Geno C.]

I wonder if she's jealous of @Geno C.'s purty mouth?

I guess if you’re into cat buttholes

 

[Choid]

I guess if you’re into cat buttholes

There are people who aren't?

 

[powdahound76]

Tip toucher tryna be funny???

 

[Choid]

Tip toucher tryna be funny???

Oh look, it's one of Mao's Red Guard. Did somebody steal your erection again?

 

[powdahound76]

Not Mao.
the mafia you fool.

Go shoot someones dog

 

[Choid]

Not Mao.
the mafia you fool.

Go shoot someones dog

I'm the last person who would shoot a dog, you have me confused with the other weirdo from my part of the woods, or as he would call it, my AO.

 

[Ken Burton]

At our last elr match. Get away from that hairline shitView attachment 7628433

NOW that's a PRETTY LADY, you're one lucky man

 

[Geno C.]

NOW that's a PRETTY LADY, you're one lucky man

Yessir, I am

 

[powdahound76]

I think @Geno C. is luckier than she is just pretty.

Lotta pretty ladies who arent cool like @Jamie C
Or she seems cool anyways.
they have a podcast and crack my ass up!!

 

[Geno C.]

Your ass didn’t already have a crack in it?! Wtf? I got a broken one from the start

 

[Dirty D]

I guess if you’re into cat buttholes

 

[Josh1978]

Ok I will play.

 

[Jamie C]

A gal that will go to long range matches with you is special. Great job. She’s kinda cute too, just don’t tell my wife that I said that.

@Geno C. now goes along to long range matches with me.

 

[ColinW]

more please

Okay, if you insist.....

My precious has got them full, new mom boobies

 

[JbBooks]

I miss my wife’s mom boobs, I want them back, but I think fake ones are cheaper in the long run, than the other way!

 

[texastonk]

bump

 

[Dirty D]

bump

You bumped without a pic

 

[BullGear]

 

[LeftyJason]

Another good one.

 

[akmike47]

Precision rifles and Precision hair. Still doing OK for 37
View attachment 7628176

This is the prettiest lady on here if we are all being honest

 

[Dirty D]

This is the prettiest lady on here if we are all being honest

#purtymouth

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

Hahaha

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

A professional foto

 

[akmike47]

I don’t care what she costs, I’m not kissing a Colombian hooker.

 

[brianf]

i hope thats a inside joke

 

[BullGear]

I don’t care what she costs, I’m not kissing a Colombian hooker.

Not cool....

 

[BLKWLFK9]

Not cool....

Go back a page or 2. These are ladies of the night in Columbia.

 

[akmike47]

People made it sound like she was before.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

If that's your thing, go to Jaco, Costa Rica. There are some nice ladies who can legally sell you sex and you won't have to deal with a pimp. Or at least in theory you shouldn't.

 

[RUTGERS95]

this thread just keeps getting better lol

 

[Dirty D]

I don’t care what she costs, I’m not kissing a Colombian hooker.

Damn dude! It’s OK to think it but not to post it.

 

[akmike47]

lmao "it's not disrespectful to share my girls nudes with the world, but you better not say anything to hurt my feelings"

 

[RUTGERS95]

Damn dude! It’s OK to think it but not to post it.

lol I don't know, I can see it both ways haha

 

[jamie]

My wifey.

 

[jamie]

One more for good measure.